Coal and BrayDanta Claus aren't just pulling up a chair; they're pulling up a sleigh ride for an epic Christmas bash! Tonight, our ho-ho-hosts try their best to wrap up their feature film beat sheet with a pretty, blood-soaked bow. It won't be easy: they'll have to get through swamp men, gunslinger shootouts, a body-horror monster transformation, and... fish people? PLUS: the guys share their favorite Christmas memories and films to keep up the holiday spirits! MEANWHILE: Santa gets cancelled. Cole gets a present. Braydan gets cooking. Cole's internet gets Grinchy. And SO MUCH MORE! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good write!!!

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast:Braydan KirklandCole Janes

"The Winters' Room" is inviting you onto Santa's lap... but not these naughty hosts! Tonight, Cole and Braydan have the claws out yet again, but this time, someone will get hurt. As they write up a "dark night of the soul" moment, our two professional idiots have their biggest fight yet: so big, that they have to remind each other they're friends outside of the show! Meanwhile: Braydan predicts how "Ouroboros" gets made... and Cole's mind. Cole can't help but horse around.

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast:Braydan KirklandCole Janes

"But he went for $347 million!" He also kidnapped Cole so... Hop in our one-horse open sleigh for "The Winters' Room!" Tonight, Braydan and Cole finishing what they started: clawing their way out of a monster-infested prison break sequence. They'll have to make some tough calls, including a pivotal dark-night-of-the-soul decision. Meanwhile: Braydan gets self-aware about a running thread on the show. Cole writes the most epic thing you'll ever see. And the two give a fair, Krampus-y warning to any kids watching...

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast:

Braydan Kirkland

Cole Janes

Ho! Ho! ...Horseradish? Thanks for jinglin' all the way to "The Winters' Room!" Tonight, the guys are cracking a plan to bust their feature film protagonists out of a monster-riddled prison... without seducing a guard. Meanwhile: Cole gets compared to an outdated condiment. Braydan gets candid about a rocky doctor's visit. And the two make their intentions crystal clear: they're here to chew a** and kick names!

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast: Braydan Kirkland Cole Janes

*casually closes book* Oh, I almost didn't see you there... by which I mean here... in "The Writers' Room!" Tonight, Cole and Braydan are down in the dumps plotting out a tense emotional blow-up for their feature script, and they have a ton of questions. How would you respond to a friend curb stomping you? Would you be able to mentally spiral if a monster was yelling in your ear? And can a guy just get a hug? PLUS: the guys make sure our listeners feel included and share what they're thankful for!

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast: Braydan Kirkland Cole Janes

Greetings, dear acolytes, to another meeting of "The Writers' Room" Cult- er, I mean, Fanclub (TM)! Clergyman Cole and Bishop Braydan find themselves yet again plotting a ritual... for their horror film! They'll have to make their protagonist's blood curdle and tie up some leader-sized loose ends. Meanwhile: Cole arms himself against an ingrown enemy. Braydan tells a certain devil to crash someone else's party. And the two kindly request your thumbs (preferably in the form of a like on this video). Same time next week? And don't forget your blood-soaked robes next time!

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast: Braydan Kirkland Cole Janes

Anyone got milk? Braydan does! "The Writers' Room" is back like nothing happened... which means there's a lot of work left to do on their feature beat sheet! Our professional idiots try to make their scariest scene *truly* scary and untangle a headquarter-sized mess at the midpoint. Cole makes amends with anime fans. Braydan gets introspective on his crazy canine comments. And the two find deviously dark ways to make Xinyue and The Coyote's lives absolute hell. Now watch it! Like it! Comment it!

Tonight's Script - "Ouroboros" | Developed by Cole Janes & Braydan Kirkland

Cast:Braydan KirklandCole Janes

GRAAAAAACCCKKHHHH!!! Did we scare you? Good! Tonight, "The Viters' Room" spends one last night in the moonlight for a heart-stopping Halloween special! Cold-Blooded Cole and Bone-Chilling Braydan invite you in as they crack their skulls together conjuring an unsettling afterlife script. Cole once again gets haunted by his fated nemesis: the Ghost of Final Draft. Braydan tells a scary story of a childhood costume gone wrong. And our dastardly word goblins... well, they do what they do best. You're in store for plenty of treats, a few tricks, and all of the "Viters' Room" you can stomach! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tonight's Script - "Those Who Enter Here" | Premise by Braydan Kirkland

Cast:

Braydan Kirkland

Cole Janes