Episode 299

On the eve of a ridiculous milestone, the lads take a moment to look back… and immediately get dragged back into the present by the usual chaos.

Andy confronts the harsh reality that the metal scene has moved on without him (or possibly evolved into something he refuses to understand). Danny is locked in a low-level suburban conflict with a neighbour that may or may not escalate into passive-aggressive warfare. Pete opens up about his mum being poorly And Danny goes on a hot date too Death by Tacos with a mystery man.. before things are gently derailed, as is tradition.

It’s reflective, it’s ridiculous, it’s heartfelt in places, and it’s proof that even after 299 episodes, nothing has improved — and thank God for that.

**Plus:** callbacks, oversharing, emotional whiplash, and the comforting sound of grown men processing life in the worst possible way.

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, we play Right Answers, Wrong Questions.

Andy and Pete answered a series of harmless questions… or so they thought. The problem? Some of the questions have been quietly swapped, meaning their perfectly normal answers suddenly make absolutely no sense. Their only job is to commit, blend in, and somehow explain themselves without backing out.

What follows is panic, confidence, accidental confessions, and two grown men desperately trying to justify things that should never need justifying. No takebacks. No context. Just vibes.

we also find out who the MVP is for 2025 and Danny has a story about a fat See u Next Thursday x

Sebastian Plopworth did not choose Witness Protection.

It chose him.

With a new name, a worse job, and no contact with his former life, Sebastian tries to stay hidden — until old habits, stranger coincidences, and a co-host who talks too much begin to unravel everything.

A story about identity, panic, midwifery, and the dangers of naming places, times… and horses.