The Spin-Off Squad is booking a tropical vacation this holiday season to Kongo Bongo Island as we learn about the local customs. We get to the bottom of some burning Donkey Kong lore questions that have been debated by Kong scholars for 45 years. The show's side characters and villains get the spotlight here as we explore the tragic backstory of General Klump and his inexplicable nipples.

This early attempt at CGI animated cartoons for kids comes to us right out of France. At the end of the episode, we get a big surprise about what the people of France did with DK's unholy reanimated corpse long into the night.

0:00:00 - Mayonnaise Facts

0:04:29 - Memories of Donkey Kong

0:11:27 - Recap - The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

0:47:55 - Analysis

0:51:10 - Surprise Bonus Segment

1:13:00 - Worship at the Fast Food AltarWhen I prompt Daniel and Declan to watch a video, it's this one here - DKTV Collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGu31IenF-4

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It's only A Minecraft Movie

Just as phony as it could be

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believed in Steve

0:00:00 - Give Us a "Chicken Jockey" Test 0:04:34 - Great Chungus 0:07:24 - A History of Minecraft 0:24:10 - Previous, On Minecraft... 0:37:08 - "The Real World" (True Story) 1:12:31 - Finally They All Get Sucked Into the Minecraft Portal 1:28:49 - Chungus 2:07:43 - Tell Us How You Really Feel

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

Let's just smash video games and music videos together and see if that makes a TV show.

In fall of 2004 and spring of 2005, MTV2 aired an animated TV series that paired popular music with videogame characters performing the songs. It didn't make a lot of sense then and it makes even less sense now.

We're going to dissect it with our resident MTV expert, Jonathan Off Road Rules.

Some of these videos simply must be seen to be believed, so check out this playlist ( https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL38BvmoESdUrZPvrisgUzRRYVqSwDN-zb&feature=shared ) or search Video Mods on YouTube to see even more.

For further reading, most of our behind the scenes information was sourced either directly from the YouTube videos themselves or from this article on Polygon: https://www.polygon.com/24213898/mtv-video-mods-retrospective-what-happened/

Declan had the choice between dental surgery and discussing MTV, and made the appropriate choice.

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠⁠ ⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠⁠⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠⁠ ⁠

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Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

The crew of the Enterprise get addicted to a VR sex game. This episode is quite, quite horny.

A visiting Wesley Crusher must team up with his new love interest (Hollywood's Ashley Judd) to solve the mystery of why all the adults on the ship have Space Horniness and why his mother is so insistent that he play the sex game as well. We also explore videogame addiction, learn about Data's secret off switch, find out how Picard used to be "always fuckin'" in his Starfleet Academy days, and discover the highly detailed location and description of Wesley Crusher's birthmark.

0:00:00 – Sending a Selfie to Keir Starmer
0:01:39 – The Needs of the Horny
0:04:04 – History with Star Trek: The Next Generation
0:14:28 – Recap and Analysis of “The Game”
1:05:26 – Final Thoughts

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠⁠

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

Deep in the Pegasus Galaxy is a machine that plays this podcast and it affects what we say in real life. We're covering Season 3, Episode 15 of Stargate Atlantis, an episode in which the characters discover a 'game' similar to Civilization or Europa Universalis that lets players guide a group of people through scientific advancements or combat...only to find out that their 'game' is affecting real people.

It's a show for both newcomers and experts of the Stargate canon because two of the hosts are extremely familiar with the show and one has only seen this episode. There's even a quiz which you can play along with Daniel at home if you're a newbie. Learn all about how the American government plans to conquer space on this episode of the Spin-Off Doctors Spin-Off!

0:00:00 - Michigan J. Frog
0:01:39 - Dwayn Johnson's Storied On-Screen Origins
0:03:17 - History with Stargate Atlantis
0:18:46 - Recap and Analysis of "The Game"
0:56:32 - Final Thoughts

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

PAIN

We're back with a movie which is probably called Tekken 2 but has like 15 other names and also has almost nothing to do with Tekken.

Light World single by SANFORD - https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

No, you are not Austin Grossman. Unless you are Austin Grossman. In which case you are Austin Grossman.

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Cultural immersion has never been so violent!

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