THE REAL COSMIC JOKE IS BACK!!
And this time… I’m with my girl Amy. 🤍🔥

This episode is one I’ve been waiting to share - not because I was hiding, but because I wanted to speak from a grounded place. I kept waking up with a full-body knowing that it was finally time to share the rest of my story… and let whatever needed to come through, come through.

This is the whole truth after the blog post... the pain, the patterns, the awakening, the somatic unraveling, and the woman I’m becoming because of it.

For the last eight weeks, I’ve been moving through the deepest grief, the biggest triggers, and one of the most profound personal rebirths of my life.

And what I share in this episode is the part I haven’t talked about publicly -
the nervous system withdrawal, the trauma loops, the “man-hater era,” the victim language, the accountability, the sexual shutdown and safety themes, the channeling session that cracked me open… and the exact moment I realized:

This was always going to happen.
And it was always going to happen now.

Amy has been front-row for all of it - holding, witnessing, calling me forward, and helping me see the difference between pain… and truth. She’s also a somatic relationship coach and the co-creator of Wild Ren, our new women’s community that just launched!

In this episode we talk about:

✨ What actually happened behind the scenes
✨ Why my body shut down long before my mind caught up
✨ The “relationship detox” rewiring my entire system
✨ Why grief feels like withdrawal
✨ Childhood wounds, being “unchosen,” and the mirror of partnership
✨ Safety, sexuality, and embodiment — and what they really mean
✨ Why community is the medicine most women don’t know they need
✨ And how this entire initiation led us to create Wild Ren Collective

This episode is messy, honest, emotional, and transformative.
If you're walking through endings, heartbreak, identity loss, or a massive season of becoming, this conversation might be the permission slip you need.

Check out Wild Ren here:⁠https://stan.store/ErthSchool/p/-wildren-collective-⁠

Follow Amy on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/amylorraine.iam?igsh=dGhhMTA5MWlhcWxr

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott embrace the absolute mayhem of life refusing to go as planned. You know that moment when you realize everything you were working toward is suddenly irrelevant, and now you're just standing in the rubble, wondering WTF is next? Yeah, same.

We get into:

• Why everyone seems to be in the middle of a major life shake-up right now

• The Schumann Resonance blackouts—are we getting timeline-jumped while we sleep?

• The audacity of people expecting us to stick to decisions we made weeks (or even days) ago

• Rage releasing—why bottling it up is overrated, and screaming into a pillow actually works

• The beauty of reinvention, trusting the process (or not), and why sometimes life falls apart so something better can take its place

If you’re currently losing your mind, making reckless but necessary choices, or just laughing through the absurdity of it all—this one’s for you. Let’s embrace the chaos together.

Awaken. Laugh. Repeat.

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This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott spill the tea on ALL the wild shifts happening—from love lives to career shake-ups, and the unexpected twists that come with trusting your gut (even when it makes zero sense at the time).

We get into the rollercoaster of Baytop’s dating life (yes, we have updates 👀), what it’s like to be witnessed in a relationship, and the raw reality of navigating avoidant tendencies. Jalynn also drops a bomb about making a massive career pivot, and why she refuses to settle for anything that doesn’t feel like a full-body hell yes.

Along the way, we talk about:
🔥 The masculine-feminine dynamic and why “holding space” is the ultimate love language
🔥 The chaos of leaving something good in search of something great
🔥 Eclipse season energy—because let’s be real, sh*t is getting weird
🔥 The fine line between trusting your intuition and just being impulsive AF
🔥 The real reason women leaving companies (or relationships) get villainized

If you’ve ever felt like you’re burning down the old to make way for the new, this episode is for you. Expect deep truths, unfiltered laughs, and just the right amount of chaos.

Awaken. Laugh. Repeat.

Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok @TheRealCosmicJoke.