Mazel Morons! It’s another immaculate Monday and the Good Guys are officially topical… allegedly. We’re kicking off 2026 with a wide-ranging, unhinged conversation that somehow becomes spiritual along the way. From Ben’s shocking courtside experience at a Miami Heat game to Josh’s Costco gas-line confrontation that turns into a full-blown moral reckoning, we break down why Florida might secretly be the best place to live, how New York keeps making life harder for no reason, and why hospitality actually matters. We also weigh in on celebrity mom group drama, the rise of “Hallmark hunks,” GLP-1 stigma , and the strange comfort of realizing your salad might be worse than your sandwich. Plus, the first Moron Mail of the year delivers real relationship advice, questionable hypotheticals, and a reminder that some questions truly shouldn’t be asked. We’re topical. We’re spiritual. What are ya, nuts?

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