AHOY LANDLUBBERS! We be back for a new episode of ye old Morning Crow! Alright enough with the pirate talk. Austin blind ranks his favorite NFL mascots, Eamon is force fed chocolate through a spandex mask, and Nick sings a love song to his new boat.

Happy New Year! On This Episode, we hear some of our viewers' New Years' resolutions, draft the ultimate parley for 2026, and count down the top 10 first date ideas.

Happy Hondadays, listeners! We got the legend himself, the one and only Santa Claus to join us in the studio and take on the hard questions we had for him in our last episode. You don't want to miss this exciting tell all from Jolly Old St. Nick!

TikToker Erin Samjo joins us as today's guest host as we invest in Chicago's delivery robots, Ask Santa Claus some hard hitting questions, and pitch a saucy new spinoff to "Heated Rivalry."

Today we're joined by Comedian Willie Griswold as we rank the top 10 wars, fix college football, and discover once and for all who the worst actor in Hollywood truly is.

In this very first episode of a BRAND NEW morning radio show, Austin breaks down the funniest nationalities, Eamon becomes Judge Elvis, and Boulon Jerry calls in to give his thoughts on the New Orleans Restaurant business.