this week i talk about how paul anthony kelly is the most attractive man ive ever seen in. my. life. i also talk about the americas next top model doc and how jenny slate is the judy greer of today. toodles bitchess

i'm sick and this really isn't funny anymore like seriously. this week i talk about eric nam on traitors, how opalite is potentially taylor swift's best music video, and how benson boone is actually a very funny man. like pray for me at this point.

dude i'm literally sick again. i'm so pissed dude. anyways this week i talk about the horrific one direction documentary from 2013, my gray area thoughts on sabrina carpenter, and how the only award show that really matters is the las culturistas awards.

today i talk about how good rachel mcadams is in send help, ariana grande's impact on culture, and having a spiritual awakening listening to high fashion by addison rae. love uuuuuu

literally am uploading this after recovering from food poisoning and that shits not a joke dawg. i talked a lot about da traitors, a lot about how underated the lullabies from early disney movie are, and a lot of hyperventilating over jon bernthal.

today i'm talking about my reverence for miss piggy, how madison beer is doing JUST FINE thank you very much, and how lucy liu in her two scenes in chicago are tattooed in my brain. love u big hearted bitches.

today i talk about my true love for will kirby from season two of big brother, how bad the world is right now, and how my trailer trash tammy calendar is the best gift i've ever gotten. luvs u

today i talk about my mommy's christmas cookie box, cher, and how i went to camp with brendon urie's mom. love u btw