Alright everyone, time to sit down, shut up, and strap in; Zach is coming in HOT with an episode long milk rant! Long story short: The milk industry is built on cruelty & lies. The hosts also take a quick tangent about sexy cockroaches.

Join us this week as we all posit a few questions, get to know each other better, and absolutely shatter a heart with some dead-dad banter! Also be sure to hit us up on our socials & let us know if you would smash or pass on Gromit!

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This weeks episode is supposed to be about Presidents, but that didn't stop us from veering off the rails & accidentally doing a second culinary episode! Join us as we discuss weird presidential foods, chicken nugget dipping sauce preferences, and some absolutely filthy urban dictionary terms!

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Come one, come all, and join us for the first ever Throat GOAT Invitational! 8 paragons of fellatio will enter, one will leave! Tune in to find out who will stand tall & who will be crushed!

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Join us as we take a deep dive into the anatomical intricacies of the Monster House from the 2006 movie of the same name with our resident in house Monster House expert, Tony! Is the house's furniture organs or jewelry? Is its water urine or semen? All these questions & more will be answered!

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It's Morbin' Time y'all! Join us this week as we discuss all things Morbius & Jared Leto! Stick around long enough & you'll be treated to a surprise visit from old friend of the pod: The Onceler! Please be sure to leave us a rating & review if you like what you hear, and always remember: live Morb & die young!

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This weeks episode is about incest, from Charles Darwin to 30 Rock! If this discussion doesn't make you lose faith in humanity, then we don't know what will. (Sorry about the audio quality, I'm a fool who didn't check my audio input pre-recording! - Zach)

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This week we're talking Muppets! And puppets! And Zach's dad for some reason...… Which ones are cute, which ones are crimes against nature, and which ones we would make sweet passionate love to given the chance! As always, if you like what you hear be sure to leave us a rating & review, it helps a lot!

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• Alternate Episode Title: Grossly Objectifying Puppets (courtesy of Lucy)