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This week we’re playing studio executives and handing out the greenlights that should’ve happened years ago.

We’re diving into horror franchises that ended way too soon — the ones that stopped at one movie when they clearly had sequel energy, the duologies that screamed for a third installment, and the series that were just warming up before Hollywood pulled the plug.

From cult classics that built a loyal fanbase to box office sleepers that deserved redemption, we’re breaking down which horror worlds still had stories left to tell… and pitching what those missing sequels could’ve looked like.

Because let’s be honest — if some franchises can get 8 movies and a space installment, these deserved at least one more shot.

Grab your machetes, light the candles, and join us as we resurrect the horror franchises that died too soon.

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This week, we’re doing a full deep dive into Keeper, the latest slow-burn nightmare from Osgood Perkins. We break down the film’s themes, performances, and unsettling atmosphere while unpacking what works, what doesn’t, and how Keeper fits into Perkins’ ever-growing “feel-bad horror” cinematic universe. From cryptic storytelling to lingering dread, we analyze the symbolism, the scares, and the moments that had us questioning everything. Is Keeper another chilling win for Perkins, or a film that keeps too much locked away? Let’s talk about it.

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🎬 Strap in — the future is stacked.

In this episode, we’re looking ahead at our MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIES OF 2026, and the list is absolutely unhinged. From scrappy indie horror flicks that might ruin our lives to mega-budget superhero spectacles designed to melt eyeballs, nothing is off the table.

We break down what has us excited, cautiously optimistic, and maybe already emotionally invested in—covering upcoming scares, wild concepts, returning franchises, and big swings that could either slap… or spectacularly crash and burn.

If you love horror hype, movie speculation, hot takes, and reckless optimism, this episode is your roadmap to the movies we cannot wait to see in 2026.

🎙️ Hit play, make your watchlist longer, and let’s argue about it later.

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It’s that time again — our annual Top 10 Movies of 2025 episode, aka one of our favorite excuses to argue loudly and pretend our opinions are facts.

This year’s lists could not be more unhinged. Rob went full gremlin mode championing indie horror you probably missed (and will now feel guilty about). Ian brought the big-budget chaos with studio horror spectacles and franchise heavy-hitters. And Josh? Josh zigged hard into superhero territory, proving once again that capes, cowls, and CGI punches still have a chokehold on him.

We break down our personal Top 10s, debate what should have made the cut, roast each other’s choices, and try (and fail) to agree on what really defined movies in 2025. Expect hot takes, passionate defenses, and at least one film that makes someone say, “Wait… THAT made your list?!”

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Ho ho holy shit… it’s time to talk about one of the messiest, most controversial slasher franchises ever wrapped in tinsel. This week, we’re ranking every movie in the Silent Night, Deadly Night franchise, from coal-in-your-stocking trash to surprisingly solid holiday horror gems.

We break down killer Santas, bonkers sequels, franchise identity crises, reused footage, bizarre cult turns, and that eternal question: how many times can you stretch one premise before it snaps like a candy cane? 🎅🔪

Naughty or nice? Overhated or rightfully dunked on? Grab some eggnog and join us as we decide which Silent Night entries deserve a place under the tree—and which should be tossed straight into the fire.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year — the time when we pit your favorite holiday horror movies against each other like a drunken family brawl at Christmas dinner. In this episode, we build the ultimate Holiday Horror Tournament Bracket, forcing festive slashers, killer toys, demonic Santas, and homicidal snowmen to duke it out for seasonal supremacy.

We debate, we yell, we question our life choices, and at least one beloved Christmas classic gets absolutely wrecked. Which film will be crowned the king of Christmas carnage? Grab your cocoa, spike it heavily, and join us as we deck the halls with blood and bad opinions.

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Sink your teeth into this week’s episode as we sit down with Angie De Alba and Paul Ragsdale of A&P Films to talk all things Only Fangs—their new blood-soaked, neon-soaked, everything-soaked indie hit. We dive into their filmmaking process, the art of tasteful (and not-so-tasteful) nudity in horror, and yes… we absolutely brag about our cameo.

It’s a wild, hilarious, behind-the-fangs chat full of creativity and fun!

Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe… bare your fangs a little.

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This week we dive headfirst into the great horror debate: can PG-13 horror movies actually be good… or are we all just kidding ourselves? We break down why we usually worship at the altar of R-rated gore, what PG-13 gets wrong (and sometimes surprisingly right), and which “kiddie-friendly” horror flicks still manage to scare the absolute hell out of us.

From iconic near-classics to the ones that feel like they were sanitized with Purell, we’re talking all things PG-13 terror — the highs, the lows, and the jump scares that actually landed.

If you’ve ever argued that “a real horror movie needs blood,” this episode is for you.