It's here at last. The last (?) Mission Impossible movie, and quite possibly a epochal closing chapter of the last 130 years of cinema. Yes, we're idiots but no we're not kidding.

Unstrap and dive into these icy dark waters with us...

Recorded June 3, 2025.

Tom Cruise is maybe the last true movie star -- but does he actually have great, distinctive characters? Bain and the Commodore "draft" their favorite Cruise characters in a highly competitive, but authoritative and final list of his very best work.

Recorded May 21, 2025.

Join Bain and the Commodore as we celebrate the 10th -- wait, 20th!? -- anniversary of the final Lucas-helmed movie of the Star Wars saga, a "fun" movie filled with spousal abuse, asthmatic robots, and the triumph of maybe the greatest scene stealer of all time (Ian McDiarmid).

Then we play a little game of Writers Room of Dreams/Nightmares.

Recorded May 2, 2025.

Reboots almost always are a mistake. But are there some gems in cinema's past that could be improved with a fresh coat of paint? Bain and the Commodore venture in the studio vaults...

Recorded April 17, 2025.

A great Bond film is only as good as its villain. Join Bain and the Commodore as they countdown the best (and worst) of these scheming bastards who keep getting between James Bond and his martini.

Recorded April 3, 2025.

From Steven Spielberg's assistant to one of the most powerful producers and executives in the game, Kathleen Kennedy has had quite a run. But was her decade running Lucasfilm for Disney a success? And what does the future look like for Star Wars? ONLY the Fixers know the answers.

Recorded Feb 28, 2025.

There hasn't been a successful SNL film since the early 90s. Can this once triumphant tradition be revived -- with or without the mighty Lorne?

Recorded February 13, 2025.

Bain and the Commodore continue their flawless streak of predictions -- this time the upcoming Academy Awards. Call your bookie now!*

Recorded Jan 31, 2025

*Do not do that.