In which we say almost nothing about France and Italy, find out how a hermit founded a country, and discover that Monaco's constitution isn't boring at all!

In which we discuss eating cats, rubbing Juliet's breast and Henry the twelfth (part nine).

In witch we discuss grimacing beetroot, "picnicking friends", and satanic doorstops.

In which we cheerfully try to translate words we have literally just introduced as untranslatable, discuss what your pram says about you and end up blaming the Americans (again).

In which we discuss creative solutions to winning a gold medal, the Olympic sport of cannon firing, and almost nothing about the Winter Olympics (sorry...)

In which we discuss bearded ladies, dirty bums and carpets in the bathroom.

In which we discuss Belgian bangers and mash, the perils of forgetting to remove your toblerone and the beauty of being united in diversity. With special guest and Hundred Years' War expert Will Wormell.

In which we discuss the beautiful game, the importance of community and making grown men cry.