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A spontaneous Wednesday transmission that was never supposed to happen. The moon is in Pisces. The energy is eerie. And she's angry.

This is the unfiltered rant about men in backwards caps presenting "frameworks" like they invented something new, women's conferences that claim to be different but are just the same bro marketing repackaged with "hey girly" energy, and speaker applications that ask for social media follower counts. It's about being a one-line investigator in human design (perpetually curious, never satisfied, always getting nuggets), having an undefined throat that says what everyone else is thinking, and having a defined heart that gives you the confidence to actually say it—which makes you a leper.

Also: why hazelnut Chobani tastes the same as sweet Chantilly (it's all emotional support creamer), why consumer packaged goods companies own all the indie brands you think are saving the environment, and why the brand name "Kumar" isn't even her name and gives her a pebble in her shoe every time she sees it. Four years ago, a spiritualist told her "you're simply Sunita." And that's the truth.

This is the final transmission before going into the cave for March, April, May, June. Season 4 is wrapping. She'll be back when she's back.

This episode covers:

• Men presenting branding frameworks like they hung the moon
• Women's conferences: same wine, different bottle (not new energy)
• Speaker applications asking for follower counts (playing the same game)
• One-line investigator in human design (curiosity, market research, getting nuggets)
• Undefined throat + defined heart = saying what others think (and being shunned for it)
• Why CPG companies own all the "indie" brands
• Emotional support creamer (hazelnut Chobani vs. sweet Chantilly)
• The brand name Kumar isn't her real name (and it bothers her)
• A spiritualist's prediction 4 years ago: "You're simply Sunita"
• Moon in Pisces, eerie energy
• Wrapping Season 4, going into cave mode March-June
• Reevaluating everything as a business owner

Perfect for:

• People tired of the same business coaching repackaged
• Women exhausted by "girly" empowerment conferences
• Anyone who's ever wanted to blow up their brand
• Listeners who appreciate unfiltered truth-telling
• Business owners reevaluating everything right now

Keywords: men in business coaching, women's conferences same energy, simply Sunita, undefined throat defined heart, one line investigator human design, market research curiosity, brand name identity, wrapping Season 4, going into cave, Moon in Pisces, bro marketing repackaged, speaking events follower counts, reevaluating business, truth telling heretic

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Podcast with Daniela on Tapped In Conversations (first episode of Clear Signal, on Substack with video)
• Clear Signal episode dropping Friday (was supposed to be Tuesday for new moon)
• Final transmission dropping Sunday
• Email list transmission
• Going into cave mode: March, April, May, June
• Spiritualist reading 4 years ago
• Consumer packaged goods background (2022-2023 era)
• Graduate school specialized in brand management
• Market research firm she used to run
• Chobani hazelnut vs. sweet Chantilly creamer

A spontaneous episode recorded on Moon's day, the night before the Aquarius new moon/solar eclipse, in a Panera parking lot—possibly one spot away from where the Mercury retrograde in Sag transmission was recorded in November.

This is the first voice memo ever recorded on the new phone (which isn't that new—it's an old model that someone said was the best phone, and sometimes the new technology isn't worth the money). This episode covers AI overwhelm (Claude AI being down for days, Zoom features nobody asked for, transcription agents joining client calls uninvited), why entrepreneurship is improv, and why the episode that was supposed to drop Sunday (the Magician card, episode 1) is now dropping Friday instead—making it the High Priestess card (episode 2) on Venus's day.

Also: why this podcast was built by Uranus (not Saturn), why women wore shoulder pads in blazers when Saturn was last in Aries in 1999, why the best comedy characters come from real life (Linda Richmond was Mike Myers' first mother-in-law), why podcasting is a huge pain in the ass, and why SEO optimization is happening now for the future—not for current listeners.

New rules, new energy, new year. We're holding hands and pretending this episode doesn't exist in the numbering system. Episode 23 drops Friday. It's the High Priestess. Moon and Sun dancing together. Masculine and feminine. Inspired action and intuition. That's what an eclipse is.

This episode covers:

• First voice memo on the new phone
• AI overwhelm: Claude AI down, Zoom shenanigans, transcription agents
• Why entrepreneurship is improv (and this podcast is unscripted reps)
• Episode numbering meta: was going to be Magician (1), now High Priestess (2)
• Why Friday is Venus's day (and why that matters for the High Priestess)
• Aquarius new moon/solar eclipse (tomorrow at 7 AM)
• Saturn in Aries: new rules (not shoulder pads this time)
• Undefined throat in human design = unscripted on the fly
• Why this podcast was built by Uranus, not Saturn
• SEO optimization for future fossilization of 100+ episodes
• Improv classes, Mike Myers, Linda Richmond, real-life characters
• Sitting in the same parking spot as the Mercury retrograde transmission
• Moon's day before New Year of the Horse energy

Perfect for:

• People who appreciate meta, behind-the-scenes spontaneity
• Anyone overwhelmed by AI features they didn't ask for
• Entrepreneurs who understand business is improv
• Listeners who followed the Tarot card numbering system
• Anyone ready for new rules with Saturn in Aries

Keywords: first voice memo new phone, AI overwhelm, entrepreneurship as improv, High Priestess card, Aquarius new moon eclipse, Saturn in Aries new rules, undefined throat human design, unscripted podcast, Moon's day, Venus day Friday, SEO optimization, Uranus built podcast, improv comedy, spontaneous transmission

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Mercury retrograde in Sag (November 9 transmission, recorded in same parking spot)
• Episode dropping Friday: Magician/manifestation (now High Priestess card)
• Aquarius new moon/solar eclipse (Tuesday 7 AM)
• Saturn in Aries (entered 2/13)
• Virgo full moon (when this podcast started 4 years ago)
• Leo full moon August 2022 (first episode on main feed)
• Claude AI going down for days
• Mike Myers' Linda Richmond character (based on first mother-in-law)
• Dua Lipa "New Rules"
• Reorient session (entry-level work, link in show notes)

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What's the first Saturday with Saturn in Aries actually feel like? For some, it's "you're the horse, let's go!" energy. For others, it's the opposite—a pull to move slowly, cautiously, and trust embodied intuition over external pressure.

This is the raw, unscripted Saturday transmission about not listening to your intuition and what happens when you logic your way out of what your body is telling you. It's about the difference between collective energy ("you're the horse!") and personal transits (Saturn squaring your Mars in Cancer means moving with the brakes on). It's about tribal wiring in human design—the instinct to scratch backs, build dams, operate from innate patterns we don't question in animals but dismiss in ourselves. It's about preparing for Pluto at 5 degrees (March 20, Spring Equinox) instead of rushing now just because the calendar says so.

Also: Episode 22 as the Saturn number (infinity, karma, reincarnation). The end of Season 4. Taking a break until it's time. And the message that landed for many: They're going to think it anyway. So what are you going to do?

This episode covers:

• First Saturday with Saturn in Aries (but moving slowly until Spring Equinox)
• Not listening to intuition this week and regretting it
• Embodied intuition (cancer, felt sense) vs paranoia vs logic
• "You're the horse" collective energy vs personal transits
• Saturn Neptune squaring Mars in Cancer (taking action with the brakes on)
• Preparing for Pluto at 5 degrees (March 20, major personal transit)
• Tribal wiring in human design (beavers building dams = instinct)
• Taking a break from Clear Signal podcast
• Episode 22 = Saturn = infinity = karma = end of Season 4
• The message: "They're going to think it anyway"
• Aries and Aquarius as pioneers (go first, be okay being misunderstood)
• Moving slowly vs external pressure to run fast

Perfect for:

• Anyone feeling pressure to "go" when their body says "slow down"
• People learning to trust embodied intuition over logic
• Business owners tired of external timelines dictating their pace
• Human design nerds who understand tribal circuitry
• Listeners ready for the heretic's message over mass appeal

Keywords: Saturn in Aries, trusting intuition, moving slowly, embodied intuition, tribal wiring human design, Pluto 5 degrees, Spring Equinox, episode 22 tarot, infinity Saturn, karma reincarnation, they're going to think it anyway, pioneer energy, taking action with brakes on, personal transits vs collective energy.

Saturn in Aries, trusting intuition, moving slowly, embodied intuition, tribal wiring human design, Pluto 5 degrees, Spring Equinox, episode 22 tarot, infinity Saturn, karma reincarnation, they're going to think it anyway, pioneer energy, taking action with brakes on, personal transits vs collective energy

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Saturn entering Aries (Saturday)
• Next episode: Tuesday (Mars's day)
• Pluto hitting 5 degrees (March 20, Spring Equinox)
• Episode 22 = Saturn number (tarot: 0-21 = 22 cards)
• Taking a break from Clear Signal podcast
• Tribal circuitry in human design
• Gate 58/51 (shock and intuitive clarity)
• Mercury retrograde in Pisces deep dive (coming for email list)
• New Moon in Aquarius (Tuesday)
• Eclipse readings closed

What happened the last time Mercury went retrograde in Pisces? Mid-February to mid-March 2020. Lockdowns. Misinformation. People couldn't leave their homes. Toilet paper shortages. Surrender because you had no choice. Now we're entering another Mercury retrograde in Pisces cycle—and nobody's talking about what's coming.

This episode is about the patterns astrology reveals when you know how to read them. It's about the existential crisis AI is about to trigger when people realize their professions don't exist anymore and their entire identity (Aries) was wrapped up in what they did for work (Saturn). It's about the chasm between 1996-2026 that can never be replicated—from pre-internet to AI—and why people born in that window understand something nobody else will. It's about Uranus forcing the uplevel, human design gate 44 (smelling talent), and why 2020's "return to work" policies were actually disguised layoffs to avoid vesting stock options.

Also: Perimenopause brain fog, Mercury retrograde privilege (being born with it), the delulu vs. salulu of Neptune, and why professionalism as we knew it is over.

This episode covers:

• Mercury retrograde in Pisces last cycle: mid-Feb to mid-March 2020 (COVID lockdowns)
• The AI existential crisis nobody's discussing (identity wrapped in profession)
• What happens when your job doesn't exist anymore and you don't know who you are
• Uranus forcing upleveling and systematizing creative chaos
• Human design gate 44: the ability to smell talent
• The 1996-2026 chasm (pre-internet to AI) that can't be replicated
• Why "return to work" policies were disguised layoffs (vesting stock options)
• Misinformation, delusion (Neptune), and surrender (Pisces)
• Being born with Mercury retrograde = thriving during retrograde
• Professionalism and leadership being redefined in real-time
• Saturn Neptune conjunction: entering new territory (no precedent since 1989)
• Intuition and jumping (moving to California on in early 2011 when Uranus entered Aries)

Perfect for:

• Anyone who lived through 2020 and feels the parallel
• Business owners preparing for AI-driven upheaval
• People whose identity is wrapped up in their profession
• Listeners who understand astrology reveals patterns
• Anyone navigating the death of "professionalism" as a concept

Keywords: Mercury retrograde Pisces, 2020 parallels, AI existential crisis, professional identity, Uranus upleveling, human design gate 44, Saturn Neptune conjunction, COVID lockdown astrology, misinformation cycles, redefining professionalism, existential crisis Aries, 1996-2026 chasm, internet to AI, intuition

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Mercury retrograde shadow begins tomorrow
• Mercury retrograde in Pisces (mid-Feb to mid-March 2020 parallel)
• Eclipse readings (expire 6 PM EST Friday 2/13)
• Deep dive on Mercury Pisces retrograde (coming next week for email list)
• Rick Rubin (creative devotion)
• Human design gate 44 (conscious 2-line Uranus)
• Saturn Neptune conjunction (new territory since 1989)
• Uranus in Taurus (2020) - work from home, nature, Silicon Valley exodus
• California labor laws and return-to-work disguised layoffs

What's the difference between a collective timekeeper and a personal astrologer? Why is "being interested in astrology" not the same as being an astrologer? And why does mixing the two create muddy, affirmational bullshit that serves no one?

This is the boundary-setting episode. It's short, direct, and unapologetic about what this work is and what it isn't. There are three distinct things happening here: (1) precision intuitive astrology for business owners and entrepreneurs (private, paid, individual charts), (2) collective timekeeping and futurism (public, mundane astrology, the wake-up call), and (3) teaching (universal principles anyone can learn). These are not the same. And placating to the masses with feel-good horoscopes for clicks? Not happening here.

If you've ever wondered why some astrology feels like fortune cookies and other astrology feels like soul surgery, this episode explains the difference. Also: Saturn entering Aries on Friday the 13th, why 2/20 is historically significant, and the heretic's role in refusing to compromise integrity for money.

This episode covers:

• The three distinct roles: precision astrologer (private), collective timekeeper (public), teacher (universal)
• Why mundane astrology and personal astrology are not the same thing
• Being interested in astrology vs. being an astrologer (mechanic vs. car enthusiast analogy)
• Why "affirmational bullshit" is lucrative but not what this is
• The heretic's message (5/1 human design)
• Saturn entering Aries on Friday the 13th (Venus's day)
• Pluto in the 11th house: transformation of the collective
• Mercury Retrograde as teaching vs. personal interpretation
• Why refusing the middle ground is an integrity issue, not heroism

Perfect for:

• People tired of Instagram astrology and horoscope fluff
• Business owners who want astrology as strategy, not affirmation
• Anyone who can tell the difference between teaching and pandering
• Listeners ready for the heretic's message over mass appeal
• Those who understand boundaries are a service, not gatekeeping

Keywords: mundane astrology, collective timekeeper, precision intuitive astrology, Saturn in Aries, heretic message, affirmational astrology, astrology teaching, being an astrologer, Pluto in 11th house, Venus day Friday 13th, business astrology, soul path, integrity over money, refusing middle ground

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Saturn and Neptune joining at 0 degrees Aries
• Friday the 13th (Venus's day)
• 2/20 historical significance
• Mercury Retrograde teaching episode (on the feed)
• 5/1 human design (heretic profile)
• Pluto in the 11th house (collective transformation)

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Neptune + Saturn in Aries = AI + Complete dissolution of entire skillsets overnight.

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What happens when Jupiter's scattered arrows meet Saturn's demand for foundation? This episode is the 3-2-1 countdown to Saturn entering Aries on Friday the 13th—and it's about what you can't see yet but is being built underneath.

This is the meta-conversation about creative chaos vs. structural integrity. Jupiter in Aries gave us arrows everywhere—bright, shiny, optimistic, not strategic. Now Saturn comes in to consolidate, build the foundation, and question what "professionalism" even means anymore. It's about credit scores as survival tools in broken systems, being xennial (the generation that straddled analog childhood and digital workforce), and why the small unsexy things—like keeping a credit card open just to charge a sandwich every six months—actually determine your ability to take creative risks.

Also: Why we dismiss foundation work in favor of visible progress. Why 1997's Saturn in Aries (internet/dotcom boom) parallels 2026's Saturn in Aries (AI explosion). Why Uranus stationing brings massive upleveling. And why "professionalism" as a concept needs to die so silliness and authenticity can lead.

This episode covers:

• The 3-2-1 countdown to Saturn entering Aries (Friday the 13th)
• Jupiter in Aries (scattered arrows, creativity) vs Saturn in Aries (consolidation, foundation)
• Why we don't give foundation work enough credit in society
• Credit scores, systems, and playing the game on your own terms
• Being xennial: analog childhood, digital workforce (born 1977-1983)
• Mercury entering Pisces retrograde shadow
• Questioning "professionalism" and why silliness is the future
• Uranus stationing and major upleveling happening behind the scenes
• The parallel between 1997 Saturn in Aries (internet) and 2026 (AI)
• Human design gate 25 and bridging energy shifts
• Why visible progress only exists because of invisible foundation work

Perfect for:

• Entrepreneurs who scatter creatively and then need to consolidate
• Anyone born 1977-1983 (xennials) navigating analog/digital identity
• People who've been building foundations underground while others flash results
• Anyone questioning what "professional" even means anymore
• Listeners tracking Saturn's return to Aries after 30 years

Keywords: Saturn in Aries, Jupiter in Aries, foundation building, upleveling, Mercury retrograde shadow, xennial generation, credit scores, professionalism, Uranus stationing, 1997 parallels, AI advancement, human design gate 25, creative consolidation, systems of society, invisible work

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Eclipse readings (expire 6 PM EST Friday the 13th)
• Mercury entering Pisces retrograde shadow (Thursday)
• Saturn entering Aries (Friday the 13th)
• Neptune Saturn conjunction
• Year of the Horse beginning
• 2-22 portal
• Human design gate 25