🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!It’s Friday, January 9, 2026, and Chris Wood kicks off the morning from the Francis E. Wood Studio, joined by John Staton, with Noah Messarge arriving fashionably late — just in time to spark laughter, stories, and a show full of classic Call Flo charm. From listener jokes and powerful faith testimonies to wild pets, aging cats, and weekend plans, this episode delivers everything longtime listeners love about WFLO mornings.🌟 Highlights from Today’s Show⏰ Fashionably Late & Morning BanterChris and John open the show wondering where Noah is — joking about past habits of running late and the chaos of busy mornings. Noah eventually arrives, apologizing for trying to do “too many things at once,” sparking laughs and reflections on how haste really does make waste.📞 Henry Fulcher Brings the Jokes (and Then the Power)Listener favorite Henry Fulcher calls in early with a rapid-fire run of classic jokes, puns, and one-liners — from French fries and banjos to ugly girlfriends and motorcycles that won’t run. The laughter quickly gives way to one of Henry’s most powerful testimonies yet.🙏 A Remarkable Story of Faith & HealingHenry shares a deeply moving account from February 2001, describing how scripture spoke directly to him before church and led him to deliver a message to a visiting family. He recounts how a scheduled cancer surgery for a military veteran was canceled after doctors could no longer find the cancer — a moment Henry credits fully to divine intervention. The story follows the family’s continued journey, repeated confirmations, and a miracle that left doctors stunned and faith strengthened.🐕 Deer Legs, Dogs & Unwanted “Gifts”The conversation lightens as Chris tells the ongoing saga of his dog bringing home another deer leg — including how he handled disposal under cover of darkness. John and Noah react with disbelief, humor, and questions no dog owner ever expects to answer.🐈 Jeff the Cat: Menace or Mastermind?Noah dives into life with his tuxedo cat Jeff, who has zero fear of water, loves sinks, ignores aluminum foil deterrents, and knows exactly how to manipulate dinner schedules. Chris offers old-school advice — including the classic “jar of coins” trick — while listeners weigh in with their own cat experiences.📞 Listener Call: A 27-Year-Old Cat Named BounceA caller shocks the studio by sharing that her tuxedo cat Bounce is nearly 27 years old, complete with aches, attitudes, and expectations of human servitude. The call sparks amazement, laughter, and a sobering realization for Noah about just how long Jeff may be running his household.📞 FTC Joins with Pet Talk & Toy SolutionsRegular caller FTC chimes in, offering Noah a plug-in cat toy designed to burn off feline energy — and the discussion turns to pets as lifelong commitments, animal “arks,” and whether adding another cat solves problems… or doubles them.🐦 Chris’ Birds, Goats & Animal Kingdom UpdateChris shares stories about his longtime birds Groucho and Georgie, their impressive lifespans, and their unique personalities — plus updates on goats Curly, Moe, and Larry grazing happily outdoors. The show turns into an impromptu celebration of animals who outlive expectations.📅 National Days & Curious ConversationsThe crew highlights National Law Enforcement Day and Balloon Ascension Day, sparking curiosity (and concern) about hot air balloons, birds, and unlikely midair scenarios.🍕 Weekend Plans & Comfort Food ConfessionsChris shares plans to tackle paperwork, enjoy rainy weather, and experiment with Sicilian-style pizza, tapioca, and rice pudding — while recalling a childhood trauma involving Chef Boyardee pizza before Halloween. The group agrees: the worst experiences often make the best memories.

🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!It’s Thursday, January 8, and Chris Wood is live from the Francis E. Wood Studio, joined in-studio by John Staton, with Noah Messarge popping in and out as the morning unfolds. From blue skies and winter fog to classic Call Flo humor, heartfelt faith stories, pop culture tangents, and legendary listener calls, this episode is a perfect snapshot of why mornings on WFLO feel like home.🌟 Highlights from Today’s Show☀️ Blue Skies, Fog & Morning Check-InsChris kicks things off admiring the clear blue skies and mild winter temperatures before talking weekend rain ahead and plans to tackle paperwork — complete with a brand-new paper shredder ready for action. John checks in on his week, and Noah makes a brief appearance, earning plenty of playful ribbing along the way.🪵 Wood Splitters, Shredders & Winter PrepChris shares the saga of his wood splitter leaking hydraulic fluid everywhere, explaining why repairs are necessary before tackling his abundant supply of fallen trees. The conversation drifts into staying warm, winter routines, and how projects always seem to reveal bigger problems once you start them.📜 This Day in HistoryThe crew runs through notable moments from January 8th, including mysterious UFO sightings in France, major world events, political history, and famous birthdays — setting the stage for one of the show’s most meaningful calls.📞 Henry Fulcher Delivers Jokes, History & a Powerful TestimonyListener favorite Henry Fulcher calls in with a wide-ranging segment that blends classic jokes, church history, and an unforgettable faith story. Henry talks about a special booklet documenting the history of Concord Baptist Church, honoring longtime pastors and sharing how deeply moved he’s been reading it — including mentions of his own parents listed in the church history.From there, Henry rolls through a long string of classic Call Flo jokes — mirror mishaps, bobbing for french fries, nudist camp signs, shaving disasters, and wordplay that keeps Chris and John laughing.🙏 A Moving Story of Compassion & HealingHenry then shares a deeply personal testimony from a 1990 family trip to Williamsburg, recalling how his young daughter became seriously ill along the way. After a quiet moment of prayer and an unexpected act of compassion at a restaurant, Henry describes an immediate and dramatic change in her condition — a moment he credits to faith and divine intervention. It’s one of the most heartfelt segments of the morning and a reminder of why Henry’s calls resonate so strongly with listeners.🎂 Elvis, Bowie & the Birthday CalendarWith no local birthdays initially submitted, the crew celebrates Elvis Presley’s birthday, along with David Bowie, sparking conversation about Elvis’ food favorites, Jailhouse Rock, iconic photos, guitars, and the legacy of “The King.” A late call adds a local birthday shoutout for Joyce Four of Farmville, saving the calendar just in time.📺 Pop Culture, TV & Music NostalgiaChris and John riff on classic TV, old commercials, Die Hard, Top Gun, and the way pop culture sticks with us across generations. The discussion stays light, nostalgic, and unmistakably Call Flo.📞 FTC Calls In with Banter & Bee TalkRegular caller FTC checks in with jokes, wordplay, and talk about possibly getting into beekeeping — prompting a flurry of puns, movie references, and playful back-and-forth. The segment turns into classic radio banter, complete with Top Gun jokes, aging pilots, and plenty of laughs.🌦️ Weather Forecast & Community SponsorsChris delivers the full Southside and Central Virginia forecast, covering sunshine, rain chances, gusty winds, and colder nights ahead. The show also highlights longtime community sponsors, reinforcing WFLO’s deep local roots!

🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!
It’s Wednesday, January 7, 2026, and Chris Wood is joined in the studio by Noah Messarge for another classic Call Flo morning filled with humor, heartfelt storytelling, pop culture talk, and unpredictable listener calls. From Henry Fulcher’s legendary string of jokes and powerful faith testimony to movie discussions, bad dog behavior, kitchen disasters, and thoughtful conversation about current events, this episode perfectly captures the relaxed, conversational spirit of WFLO mornings.

🌟 Highlights from Today’s Show

😂 Henry Fulcher Returns with Jokes, Puns & One-Liners
Fan-favorite caller Henry Fulcher kicks things off with a long run of classic dad jokes and wordplay that keeps Chris and Noah laughing. From squirrels chasing him because they think he’s a nut, to Secret Service agents going “undercover,” stool softeners for piano players, foggy clouds being “drip-dry,” and artists who “draw water,” Henry delivers nonstop groan-worthy humor that longtime listeners know and love.

🙏 A Powerful Faith Story & Family Testimony
The laughter gives way to a deeply moving moment as Henry shares a personal story from 2009, involving a National Day of Prayer service in Farmville and a serious accident involving his brother Joe. Henry explains how prayer, timing, and faith intersected in a moment that doctors later couldn’t explain — turning what appeared to be a heart attack into a clean bill of health. It’s a sincere, reflective segment that highlights faith, obedience, and gratitude, ending with Henry’s trademark phrase: “Praise the Lamb.”

🎬 Movie Talk: Blade Runner & Film History
After Henry’s call, Chris and Noah pivot to movies, with Noah sharing that he finally watched the original Blade Runner. The conversation explores the film’s famous improvised monologue, its lasting impact, and why it still resonates decades later. Chris and Noah discuss how certain movies age better than others and why practical filmmaking and strong writing still matter.

🐕 Weekend Stories & Bad Dog Behavior
Chris shares a wild weekend story involving his dog disappearing into the woods — and returning triumphantly with two deer legs she clearly believed were her prizes. The story escalates when the dog later drags an open can of dog food onto the bed, creating a mess that leads to comparisons with Silence of the Lambs. Noah and Chris debate whether boundaries exist when dogs truly believe something belongs to them.

🌍 Current Events & Thoughtful Conversation
The show takes a reflective turn as Chris and Noah discuss international news involving Venezuela, global politics, and America’s role on the world stage. The conversation stays thoughtful and conversational, touching on foreign policy, media narratives, and why it’s difficult to fully understand complex situations without knowing all sides.

🌡️ Health, Flu Season & ER Experiences
A caller shares a long night spent in the emergency room with their mother due to flu-related complications, sparking a conversation about the severity of this year’s flu strain, long recovery times, and how busy local hospitals have been. Chris and Noah emphasize patience, perspective, and gratitude for healthcare workers.

🍽️ Recipe of the Week: Easy Meatloaf
Chris walks listeners through a comforting easy meatloaf recipe, complete with ingredients, glaze tips, and personal tweaks. The discussion expands into oven reliability, toaster ovens vs. traditional ovens, dry meatloaf disasters, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, salsa as a secret ingredient, and why knowing your oven is just as important as knowing the recipe.

📺 Technology, Screens & Modern Life
From smart fridges with screens and ads to cars controlled by computers, Chris and Noah riff on how everything has become digital — and whether we’re headed toward a second Stone Age if the grid ever goes down. It’s a humorous but relatable look at modern convenience and tech overload.