I genuinely scan the NYTimes and give my earnest political opinions. Then I add fart noises.

If you haven't heard of Hasan Piker, he's the Joe Rogan of the Left. And I love him!

A few minutes of absurd comedy.

Hoy hablamos en Español!

Sobre que? Sobre nada!

Mi Español es mala, pero ni modo, vamos a tratar además!

Cuidado: Soy muy sucio!

PARODY.

Episode 22,738. My guest? Famous and confident.

The topics? Vaccines. Conspiracy. The gym. Supplements. Conspiracy. Cold showers. Las Vegas shooter? My friend told me this and also I heard it was true. Conspiracy. MMA.

A brief freestyle rap, and then I explain how I made over 2500 songs (and counting) under 12 aliases:

Ashley Miami

Shart Party (potty humor hip hop)

Mule Touch (absurd silly songs)

The Rapper Who Raps About Towns and Cities

LgCuz

The Dope Proposals (marriage proposal songs)

Jesus and the Christs (religious parody)

High School Shooting Reunion (political hip hop)

Tortured Penis Society

and maybe a few more...

Andrew Taint, professional rapist? Eating soy turns you to a b*tch? Is semen white gold? Yup - I got 5 minutes of jokes about the MANOSPHERE.

Elon and Trump RAP BATTLE!!! And boy, it is pretty mid. Who do you think won?

Plus, I do some shiddy jokes about Dildo Turnip - er, Donald Trump, sorry - as he fails his way towards an administrative error Holocaust. (He's a fascist Nazi but incredibly dumb, is what I'm saying).

Prepare to question everything.

Why is Donald Trump so mean to the gays? Why does he try to rape so many women, despite knowing that the allegations will surface? Why does he jerk off 2 invisible dicks when he dances? Why does he talk so lovingly about Arnold Palmer's penis, or Bukele's beautiful face? WHERE IS MELANIA? WHO IS TRUMP SLEEPING WITH IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

I've finally figured it all out. Donald Trump is gay.

And since we all know the President can't be gay, this changes everything.

Disclaimer: this is comedy, satire. He's totally not gay. As far as I know. Also, a video recording of this episode is available on my Youtube! Just follow Ashley Miami on Youtube and all other streaming platforms for more music and comedy.