Hosts Mike (@comedymikegoldstein) and Lizzy (@lizzyhoo) take part in the Australian Open's $1 Million Dollar One Point Slam! Try to guess which pro Mike beats! HINT: It could be Novak Djokovic. Or that Zverev guy. Or Martina Navratilova's hologram. Anyway they said if they win they will give all the money to you! Also there is a significant amount of Dave Hughes bashing in this ep, which is very en vogue and feels totally right. You'll love it. And, for reasons that are never made quite clear - we talk to two seagulls. You CANNOT afford to miss this episode. Can you?

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In the early stages of the pod, Mike's brain implodes when he tries to say 'accreditation'. Luckily for him (and you, the listener) it reassembles and not only does he say the word, he says heaps more, including a savage tirade about comedian, Dave Hughes. Lizzy pricks up the ears of the DailyMail by rubbishing Aussie chants. And we get a visit from an ultra hip guest and tennis fashion content creator in the cool-as-hell Eliza West (@itselizasworld). It's tennis but super fun and all that. Go on, have a listen.

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Hosts Mike (@comedymikegoldstein) and Lizzy (@lizzyhoo) step into Pod Laver Arena for the first time. The air is thick, and the floor is wet and sticky, as Mike dropped a Fanta in rehearsal. Today we learn about our hosts and get a general overview of whatever fresh hell this podcast is. There's tennis news (with jokes), a grunting game (with jokes), and Lizzy drops the brand new podlaver@tennis.com.au email address in a manner she'll definitely regret. Also, she gets hits in the back with a ping pong ball. Hard enough for WorkCover to maybe pay us a visit. Anyway... Australian Open 2026 is coming. And Pod Laver Arena is here to whet your goddamn whistle!

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