Get ready to cover your eyes and prepare yourself for all trigger warnings. This one is called Beautiful Chimp Face and sadly there is not a Tonya or Tonka in sight. Instead, we’ve got a really sweaty and kind of mean Ben Platt. All we are saying is, Aaron Tviet would never IYKYK. The assassin is giving Jeremy the Pretty Woman treatment complete with shopping montage, tight pants and huge shoulder pads. Big Mistake! Huge! Byron is being a money hungry jerk and Coop’s cat died, which kind of makes him hotter? Come here sad emo boy and let us dry your tears.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

“Flailing, she threw me away…” that could be the theme song of this episode and Meghan Trainor could sing it. The virus is still on the move, Ashton Kutcher is getting a blowie on a boat, and Coop is locked up in a truly gorgeous Italian jail. Sign us up to be interrogated next. Meanwhile, the assassin and Jeremy are embarking on a road trip from hell while plastic surgeon Jon Jon is chopping up bodies like his life depends on it, which it kind of does. Jordan is MIA, probably off feeling her new butt somewhere and it’s not looking great for Ben Platt. It’s truly “All About That Face, Bout That Face, no sniffles”

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Two episodes without a six month lag in between? Who are we?! We’re back and asking the real questions. Does knowing several languages make you hotter? Why does Jeremy look like sexy Squidward? Why is Jordan being such a brat? (Also, she’s gorgeous and needs zero upgrading thank you) Is Anthony Ramos going to sing to us? Why is Coop fighting like the Wile E. Coyote with a pile of Acme bricks? What is hotter – sad emo boys or old men cowboys? We know our thoughts on that one. Guess you’ll have to listen to see who we choose.

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

– Tiffany and Kelly