Johansson comes to dinner. Brenda's made her famous hotpot, Degsy's hidden the mixing desk under a blanket, and Gaz tells the worst dinner-party story in Swedish history: Stockholm, November 1520 — a king throws a three-day coronation feast, locks the doors, and executes eighty-two of his guests. Featuring two bishops, one dug-up corpse, a lad called Gustav you might remember from episode one... and a policeman who, tonight, is only a dinner guest.

Songs: "Lock the Doors" and "Dinner with the Law".

Real history, badly told: the Stockholm Bloodbath is fact-checked — the hangover is not.

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Brenda comes back from shopping glowing. She stopped at a gatukök for a Swedish hot dog — a varmkorv — and met a lovely, shy Swedish policeman. She felt a bit wild, so she's invited him to dinner in the cabin tomorrow. The lads slowly realise, with mounting horror, that Mam's new gentleman is Johansson — the very copper they conned last episode.

Tonight's history (all true):

• Queen Christina — daughter of Gustav II Adolf (the real Lion of the North), crowned at five, raised as a prince, brilliant and contrary.
• - She summoned Descartes for 5 a.m. philosophy lessons in the freezing winter — and he was dead of pneumonia within four months.
• - She refused to marry, and on 6 June 1654 (the same date they made Gustav Vasa king) she abdicated the throne, converted to Catholicism, and rode off across Europe to Rome — dressed as a man — to live exactly as she pleased.

...with two original punk tracks: "The Girl King" and "Walk Away".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

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Brenda's out shopping in Kiruna, so the lads are unsupervised — which is exactly when Konstapel Johansson drives up from Luleå to find out what's wrong with the radio mast and who cut the fence. Deeply uncomfortable in English, he stands no chance against Gaz and Degsy, who blag that they're "ditresta experts" optimising the mast for the Norrland climate.

Tonight's history (all true):

• Engelbrekt, 1434 — a miner from Bergslagen raises the commoners against King Erik's foreign bailiffs, burns the royal castles, and is made captain of the realm at Arboga (traditionally called Sweden's first Riksdag).
• - Then the betrayal: the nobles can't stand a working man in charge, and in 1436 Engelbrekt is axed to death on a little island in Lake Hjälmaren by the lord Måns Bengtsson.

...with two original punk tracks: "Engelbrekt" and "Axe on the Island".

Contains strong language. An AI-generated production: voices and music made with AI, history fact-checked by hand.

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