Reality TV royalty has entered the Cyrus castle. This week we sit down with the one and only Mark Ballas to talk Traitors paranoia, Dancing with the Stars pressure, and what it’s actually like surviving a competition show where someone might be lying to your face at breakfast. We get into Rob’s master manipulation, secret alliances, murder-in-plain-sight chaos, and why you have to trust someone 100% even when you absolutely shouldn’t. Plus, what really happens at those roundtables and why the banquet episode had everyone spiraling.

Then we rewind to DWTS life... 19 seasons in a row, brutal rehearsal schedules, fight-camp-level training, and the reality of coming back after injuries and fatherhood. Mark opens up about choreography control, producing his own music for routines, and how different the mental game is between Traitors and live television. From castle mind games to ballroom pressure, this one is 10/10 Reality TV chaos and we are obsessed.

Love you, Stoners. Bye!

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Traitors fan-favorite Ron Funches breaks down all the Season 4 drama with the Cyrus girls. From Traitor-on-Traitor drama to the Roundtable completely turning on him, Ron opens up about what it actually felt like being accused, navigating alliances, and surviving betrayal in a game built on deception.

If you’ve been watching Peacock’s hit show Traitors, you know the Faithfuls have been pointing fingers in the wrong direction and this season’s Traitors (mostly Rob R, AKA “sexy Bert Kreischer”) have been playing a VERY different game. Ron talks about his Faithful strategy, why he hit it off with Mama Kelce, and how being labeled a Traitor hits harder than you think.

In this episode:

• 00:00 Travis Kelce’s Mom & the ‘Sexy Bert Kreischer’
• 00:56 Ron Funches, Welcome to Sorry We're Cyrus!
• 02:26 Ron’s Origin Story: Sitcoms, Young Fatherhood, and Comedy
• 17:25 Surviving The Traitors Experience
• 19:35 Faithful or Traitor?
• 23:21 The ‘Secret Traitor’ Twist
• 25:22 The Traitors Strategy & Gameplay
• 26:44 Rob R's Gameplay & Why Everyone's Obsessed
• 30:10 Roundtable Drama: False Traitor Accusations
• 32:22 Who to Root For: Traitors vs. Faithful?
• 33:11 Post-Traitors Trust Issues
• 35:02 Mental Health in Comedy
• 37:55 Truth or Toke
• 46:17 Dear MT: Quick Anxiety Resets

If you’re hooked on Traitors, this one’s for you. And if you’re not… you will be.

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Aly & AJ. Ever heard of them?! Only the most iconic Disney Channel sister duo ever! And they go wayyy back with the Cyrus gals. From Hannah Montana tour memories to redefining yourself after Disney, this episode will transport you straight back to your favorite 2000s era… especially now that Disney Raves are taking over TikTok and crowds are screaming their songs all over again. Should Aly & AJ collab with Miley, Brandi & Noah? We think, yes.

They get into their unshakable sister bond and why they’ll never have a potential breakup (sorry, we had to), plus how this renaissance era somehow hits harder than any chart moment ever did. And in true Stoner fashion, they go on tangents about aging in Hollywood, YES to Cowbells, but noooo to the Sweet 16 movie, their unexpected country music roots, and why touring will either heal you or humble you. And to wrap it up, Aly provides important new mother advice that Mama Tish 100% agrees with. It’s empowering for women, inspiring for artists and pure nostalgia for the Disney kids.

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