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Welcome to “Snow White Biography Flash.” I’m Marcus Ellery—Marc if you’re disappointed, Mom if you’re mad at me—here to bring you everything you never knew you needed to know about a woman whose biggest red flag is, frankly, accepting apples from strangers. That’s right, Snow White, the fairest, the boldest, the most meme-able princess in fairy tale news right now.
If you’ve been anywhere near a screen, you know Disney’s live-action Snow White did about as well as seven dwarfs in a limbo contest: not great. Released earlier this year, this remake was less “happily ever after” and more “how did we lose 300 million dollars, Bob?” Box office numbers sat at $205 million worldwide, which, for a company that basically prints money with mouse ears, is a genuine disaster. Forbes and KoiMoi both did the math, and apparently even accounting magic couldn’t pull this one out of the red. The budget ballooned to around $410 million—once you count the marketing spend that could have bought literally every apple in Switzerland. Even with that, the film ranked below other 2025 “success stories,” like the political thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio, which is usually what Snow White watches to fall asleep after a hard day not breaking even.
Public reception? Let’s just say the only 2.1 rating you want is your blood alcohol content at a princess-themed bar crawl, not your IMDb score. Rotten Tomatoes was slightly kinder but still gave it a splat large enough for the Evil Queen’s mirror to reflect a therapy session. Review-bombing on social media made sure that even the algorithm wants Snow White to take a nap. Thank you, X, Instagram, and whatever new platform the dwarfs are doom-scrolling on.
Controversy is the real supporting character here. From CGI dwarfs—because what better way to update a classic than with digital goblin bandits and then, whoops, back to dwarfs—to a leading lady, Rachel Zegler, who spent as much time sparring with critics and ex-Presidents online as she did prancing through the forest. And Gal Gadot, the Evil Queen, is already telling Us Weekly she’d show up for a sequel, even as much of the internet grumbles, “Please don’t.”
Oh, and forget awards buzz. Cartoon Contender points out there’s not even a For Your Consideration page. I’m not saying the Oscars are allergic to poisoned apples, but even the BAFTAs swiped left on this one.
So, long story short: Snow White has trended, bombed, polarized, and in classic fairy tale fashion, may yet rise again if the sequel rumors prove true—because what’s a big-budget flop if not a future cult classic in the making?
That’s your latest on Snow White—who’s somehow still more relevant than my high school reunion group chat. Thanks for tuning in to “Snow White Biography Flash.” Tap subscribe to make sure you never miss an update on the fairest—and occasionally most flammable—of them all. Search “Biography Flash” for more that’ll have you questioning reality, fairy tales, and budget spreadsheets. Stay fair, folks.
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