Welcome back, listeners! We return with another riveting episode of two best buddies just shootin' the shit. Fueled by a peppermint mocha frapp, an iced chai latte, and your favourite co-hosts complete another tried and true circuit of two truths and a lie, a lazy river of consciousness, and stretching the podcast out just a liiiiiiiittle too long. Considering we only pay attention to the reviews that ask nothing more out of us (sorry Jeremy), if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Drud in urgent need of repairs.

Buckle up, chucklefucks - Janot and Jimi aren't done ringing in the New Year. From plates to pilates, Jimi and Janot compile an exhaustive list of Ins and Outs for your 2026. That's all I've got. I forget everything from the first part of the episode.

Drud? In. Begrudgingly.

If you thought Janot and Jimi were going to turn over a new leaf with the start of 2026 and Season 2, you haven't been listening at all, have you? We ring in the new year with a victory lap of all of our favourite topics: Avatar, Taylor Swift, Jimi's love life, and Janot's near near death experiences. We'll forgive you if you think this is a clip show.

Janot doesn't know this yet, but there's exciting news about Drud.

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas to one and all! This week's episode is brought to you by something very rarely done by Janot and Jimi... preparation. Yes, this week your favourite co-hosts have put in 7 hours of research (each!) to bring you one of your favourite Christmas presents this week. From bursting bladders to the first recording from a car in freezing temperatures, we hope to make Daddy Jake proud and never say quit.

Feliz Navidad, Drud.

Well, listeners... it's that time. Snow is on the ground, the cold has come, and we go to work in the dark and come home in the dark. Yes. It's December and that can only mean one thing...

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE RELEASE OF AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH.

Join us as we immerse ourselves in the world of Pandora, take a deep dive into the way of water, and subject ourselves to hostile savages. Witness the classic clash between good and evil as your 5-star hosts take on the 1-star reviews of Letterboxd. Will our love of Avatar be burned to the ground like Hometree or will we rise from the fire and ash with renewed passion?

Drud has not bonded with her avatar yet.

Welcome back, listeners! Join us as Jimi crashes out over his inability to process culture shock, boredom, and starving dogs.

Janot also contributes. Drud does not.

Was this our best idea? No. But did we do our best with it? I don't know. I don't think I can this to this one for a while. Feels like a humiliation ritual that I'm just not ready for. But Janot's big into humiliation (surprised that didn't come out in this episode) and her review... it didn't instill confidence in me. But what is confidence if not the ability to stand in the face of adversity and do things you're afraid of? Or maybe confidence is knowing where your boundaries are and choosing to not cross them. Either way, I'm not confident about this episode.

Drud's duties have been outsourced to ChatGPT.

Yes, that's right, listeners. Today your intrepid hosts tackle one of societies most shamed and taboo topics: Jimi's monthly cycle. A subject so important that we shouldn't have been drunk to discuss it, yet we were.

Drud stone cold sober.