Season 3 Episode 4 — The Buttock Derby
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Season 3 Episode 4 — The Buttock Derby
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⚠️ Warning: The Buttock Derby delivered everything the FA handbook explicitly forbids fake kits, flying handbags, and a referee who pulled his hamstring halfway through booking a man with extra toes.
In this week’s carnage:
🥴 Irish Ken’s “Real Madrid” shirts disintegrate before kick-off
⚽ Meoff actually plays football, then immediately regrets it
🦶 Six-Toes Derek scores, two-foots, and re-enacts Mortal Kombat
🍑 Referee’s left cheek explodes mid-card-wave
🪓 Tony brandishes the Stick of Justice while flogging knock-off air-fryers
👩👜 Six-Toes’ mum vaults the barrier and drops the ref with a Primark haymaker
🐕 The Labrador saves the day (again) and earns Man of the Match
🚓 Local police arrive and arrest the concept of fair play
So pour a pint, brace your earholes, and join Chapo for the official Hawk & Tun post-match report —where football occasionally happens between acts of violence.
💩 P.S. White Hearts finished with nine men.
💩 P.P.S. The ref’s still icing his bum.
💩 P.P.P.S. Sheffied is still 💩
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