Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive!
So is NASA anti-Christian, or are conspiracy theorists just bad at spelling? This week, Judas and Lexi tackle the wild history behind the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the literal sex cults that fueled early American rocketry. We track Jack Parsons’ "Suicide Squad" testing rockets at Devil’s Gate on Halloween, uncover the truth behind L. Ron Hubbard running off with Parsons' money to buy yachts, and find out what really happens when two lonely occult nerds get together with some sacred tablets.
But we don’t stop at the 1940s sex magic. We go deep into modern internet lunacy, exploring why Flat Earth weirdos think the NASA logo vector is actually a serpent's tongue, the "Apollo vs. Apollyon" demon panic from the Book of Revelation, and the truth behind Project Blue Beam's fake second coming. From a 1960s tracking network acronym literally spelling out "SATAN," to the hilarious math behind why trolls claim "NASA" is just "Satan minus the T," we prove that demonizing science has always been the ultimate coping mechanism for dummies.

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They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected.

Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it and launched one of the biggest horror franchises in gaming history.

From there, things get weird.

This episode explores the strange world of Christian video games, the moral panic around gaming, and the not-at-all hypocritical outrage over pixels, boobs, violence, and Satan.

This week, we’re digging into:

• The FNaF origin story: how a scary animatronic beaver led to Freddy Fazbear
• The Scott Cawthon controversy: politics, donations, and reputation detonation
• The “holy” hustle: the rise and collapse of Left Behind Games and Digital Praise (including SEC fraud allegations)
• Bizarre moral logic: why gaming violence is “silly” but a cartoon boob is a one-way ticket to hell
• “Seducing children”: decoding Satanic panic rhetoric from Christian game CEOs
• The Hollywood factor: what the Josh Hutcherson movie gets right about child murder

Whether you're here for the FNaF lore or the spectacular failure of the Christian video game industry, this one’s for you.

Got thoughts? Found a bizarre christian video game? Email us — we love this stuff.

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Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment.
In this episode, we dive into Crowley’s own words — from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice — and try to figure out what the hell he was actually on about (chemically and philosophically).
Along the way:

• “Do what thou wilt” — self-actualisation or just terrible advice?
• Sex magick, demon summoning, and the world’s least convincing “guardian angel”
• The invention of Thelema (aka start your own religion, get laid)
• Crowley’s obsession with Satan, symbolism, and sounding profound
• The connection between occultism, ego, and modern New Age nonsense
• Why conservatives AND spiritual grifters both end up accidentally agreeing with him
• And how a heroin addiction + imagination = “spiritual revelations”

We also look at how Crowley helped shape modern occult culture, conspiracy thinking, and the long tradition of people mistaking confidence for truth.
Because at the end of the day, Crowley didn’t discover hidden knowledge… He just said weird shit loudly enough that people wrote it down.

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