Show notes? What are show notes? How do I export this thing? Where does the microphone plug in? How do we do this again? WHY IS THE AUDIO SO TERRIBLE?!

The moms are BACK, baby! You know how the best friends are the ones you don't talk to for 6 months, but then you pick up the phone and you're right back where you started? That's us. And YOU! Don't you feel special?

But seriously, we're glad to be back. Even if we don't remember how to write show notes.

Join Maxine and Millie as they cross the pond to visit their good friend (and ghost with the most), theatre legend, Rob Falconer! Remember the time the moms went on a cruise and stayed up way past their bedtimes? Rob is the reason! They must have spoken his name three times unbroken (or maybe it’s just their shitty internet and whatever's in Rob's Pepsi), because this episode is completely off the rails. (Don’t) Mind the sound gap – Millie’s editing skills are as non-existent as Lydia Deetz’s mom.

This episode has a little bit of everything – from Cockroaches to Creedence Clearwater Revival – but is definitely not for young ears!

Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

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Happy 13th episode! Did we mention that 13 is Taylor’s lucky number? No, but we might be the only ones who haven't!

It’s been a week. Millie’s husband is off on a wild adventure without her, leaving her solo parenting for 2 ½ weeks. Maxine is exhausted from her dream job, but excited for her oldest son to come home (before he jets off back to NYC to be a star).

This episode has something for everyone: Blood draws, absentee husbands, Usher, Rihanna, Eminem, Tay Diggs, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, NFL conspiracy theories, matchstick eating (don’t try that at home, friends). Phew!

The friends discuss the Super Bowl, the good (Usher?) the bad (Usher?), the ugly (um….Travis…you’re gonna give yourself an aneurism…), and the crazy (did Dark Brandon really script the whole thing?).

Speaking of…nothing really…how was your Valentine’s Day? The ladies didn’t do much except go to tap class and eat gluten free pizza. But, really, what more could you ask for? Candy hearts that break your teeth and cigarette-infused brownies? Those were the good old days!

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[00:36] Catch up

[01:27] Millie “donated” 19 vials of blood to research

[03:48] Maxine’s husband is headed for Vegas

[06:44] But her oldest son is coming home!

[08:44] Millie’s old friend health-anxiety is visiting & her husband is theatre-cheating on her

[11:48] Super-Bowl recap

[13:13] Usher, Rihanna, Eminem, and other halftime shows

[17:12] Talking about the actual game

[19:01] Weighing in on the Travis Kelce controversy and Super Bowl conspiracy theories

[27:51] Valentine’s Day – today and yesteryear

[40:45] Grab bag – “Weird Opinions” (yeah, they didn’t get it, either)

Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com