This week on the pod, Jalen Hurts quietly marries his college sweetheart; a Boston Marathon runner proposes at Mile 25; and Diplo makes you pay $100 to run a 5K (concert wristband included). One Cavinder twin flashes a Dallas-Cowboy-sized diamond while the other drags ex-QB Carson Beck on YouTube. Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old “COO” girlfriend trademarks Chapel Bill and joins him in the Hurricanes owners’ suite—because, of course, she does.

Playoff season hits hard: NHL ratings dip 18 percent, but Connor McDavid’s four-point magic, wag-jacket couture, and talk of a Gabriel Landeskog miracle return keep us glued. At MSG, 50 Cent, Ben Stiller, the Jonas Bros, and Timothée Chalamet watch the Knicks while Jason Tatum takes a tough-love wrist check. Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers delivers a whole lot of nothing on McAfee, and MLB umps somehow call an Aaron Judge bomb foul thanks to minor-league foul poles.

The legal circus belongs to Shannon Sharpe: a $50 million civil suit, $10 million hush offers, Tony Busby theatrics, and a looming “release-the-tape” showdown that has everyone screaming remove me from the group chat.

MVPs go to Team USA women’s hockey for grabbing world-championship gold and to pickleball for officially replacing golf as Wall Street’s networking flex. LVPs land on MLB’s foul-pole fiasco and Mavericks GM Nico Harrison’s “it’s awesome, but not in a good way” presser.

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