New dating terms just dropped — and we’re tired already. Charlotte and Annabelle break down the latest relationship buzzwords taking over the internet, separating what’s actually useful from what’s just a shiny rebrand of old behavior.

We get into:

• Quantum Dating: freeing or emotionally avoidant?
• Floodlighting vs. real vulnerability
• Throning (dating for status) and why it never works
• Delusionships and how to tell if you’re in one
• Is it ever okay to Venmo request after a date?
• And… did a guy really get the ick because she took leftovers??

Chaotic, validating, and deeply unserious in the best way.

What does modern dating look like to someone who got married before ghosting was a thing? Charlotte and Annabelle bring on their dad, David Warren, for a surprisingly thoughtful (and occasionally hilarious) generational crossover episode.

We cover:

• A boomer’s take on dating in 2025
• Ghosting, love bombing, future faking & gaslighting — defined
• What actually makes a relationship healthy vs. toxic
• How to handle parents who don’t like your partner
• Class bias in dating and family approval
• And how to step in when a widowed parent is being romance-scammed

Wholesome, heavy, and unexpectedly healing — this one hits.

Did Dani Coco actually do anything wrong — or was that just a fragile ego having a moment? Charlotte and Annabelle unpack a viral TikTok debate about honesty vs. transparency after a man spiraled upon learning his date had previously been to the restaurant… on a date.

We also dive into:

• Whether a weird sex dream about a friend means anything at all
• The resurging claim that “women can’t have it all”
• Where the anti-career, anti-feminism rhetoric is coming from
• And what it really means when a guy who rejected you resurfaces on Hinge a year later

Smart, validating, and perfect for anyone tired of being told they need to “pick one.”