Our hectic schedules are your good fortune! We didn't get around to recording this week so you're getting a little treat! Don''t say I didn't get you something for Valentines Day. And if you like this unhinged, unedited episode, consider becoming a patron for as little as $3 a month to support the show and get at least one bonus episode each month. Find us at Patreon at Overdue For Extinction Pod

Your hosts were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. So they smoked. A lot. What’s in this episode? It’s anyone’s guess. According to the notes, we talked about a man who followed Cait’s bad advice about cracking open a cold on on the road. There’s something about a manatee getting pissed on. We watch idiots run on legos and replace the soccer ball with a bowling ball. We see who’s putting out their fishing line in the dating pool. And what would a bonus episode be without a wenis filled mad libs? Join the fun, we’re all mad here.

Ready yourselves to get the blood pumping. And then allow for 4 or so hours to get it back to normal as we cover an idiot in Australia who took what is sure to be an unregulated concoction of boner pills. Speaking of things that should remain hidden, Hidden Valley Ranch partnered with Burt's Bees to make a horrific line of lip balms that sold out almost immediately. It was started as a joke and should have remained that way. And finally, everyone's favorite red monster shows up on X because apparently no one warned him it is not a safe space for warm and innocent souls. Elmo asked how everyone was doing and was not prepared for the harsh reality of those of us who grew up on Sesame Street. Grab a cookie, cozy in to your trash can (since it's the only property we can afford to purchase) and prepare to trauma dump on Elmo!

Join us as we dive into dessert following dinner. Unfortunately dessert was pickle and mac n cheese flavored ice cream but we're still alive! We kick off this week discussing how one southern congressman wants to pass a bill that would make animal control responsible for picking up furries. The other wants to make cousin loving legal...in the biblical sense. We watch dumb people fight cars and other humans twice their size for fun. And we get an unsatisfying story about how yet another rich family got bailed out while the rest of us have to not order avocado toast to pay our rent or whatever out of touch blowhards say.