Did Nicaea ban books from the Bible? Change the Sabbath? Invent the Trinity? Or feature Santa Claus delivering a holy smackdown? Travis and Brian bust the biggest myths, legends, and rumors surrounding the Council of Nicaea. From Dan Brown-fueled conspiracies to Constantine’s politics, Elvis-style deaths, and the famous “Santa slap,” this episode blends fact-checking, humor, and history into one unforgettable list of top eight Nicaea tall tales.

Step into the Council of Nicaea like you’re really there. In this narrative-style episode, Travis and Brian bring the voices, sights, and tensions of 325 CE to life, complete with Constantine’s own words (voiced dramatically), bishops bearing scars from persecution, and the heated debates that forged the Nicene Creed. Along the way, discover the 20 surprising church laws passed (spoiler: “no self-castration” tops the list), and how this single gathering reshaped Christianity forever.

Travis and Brian unpack the Council of Nicaea like you’ve never heard it before—Christian Woodstock with bishops limping in from persecution, Constantine footing the bill, and Arius dropping the catchiest theological jingles of the 4th century. From debates over Christ’s divinity to the politics of empire, this episode blends humor, history, and a few college basketball analogies to make sense of one of Christianity’s most pivotal showdowns.