Once again emulating Austen, God shows us that there is no such thing as a happy marriage. We learn that social distancing is important both in the supermarket and in a bathtub. Lady G prays for death, Sadies having a bad week and Cleo is trying to keep it together - it’s a manic one with the girls so get ready for twists, turns and tantrums!

The gang gets to grips with the real important questions, such as: How many times does God have to explain something before it can be understood? And can anything ever really be imagined without considering where the penis is? Take a sip every time Cleo says ‘d*ck to d*ck’ and get your steps in with Sadie.

Join the gang as we fight about fireplaces to displace the raging shame lady G feels in her soul. 

Have you ever cried on knees? Do you have a dramatic fireplace? Are your friends pedantic pr*cks who won’t let you live?

Strap yourself in as we delve head first into chapter one, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

What noise does a train make? If someone's dead, is that it? What is the human need to forget? Don't worry your pretty little head, all these questions and more will be answered...

Shining a spotlight on our featured author of the series: our very own Lady Godiva. She wished to escape the mundanity of the modern world, unfortunately, that led to the creation of a horrific psychological thriller full of misplaced eroticism, misspellings and miraculously long arms, but more on that later... meet the girls!