There was, once upon a time, a podcast not far from a big city. A road ran through, but there were only a few episodes. A Jack in the Box episode, a Denny’s episode, a Jolibee episode. And all kinds of Burger King episodes. Vagrants, run away teens, religious fanatics, retired seniors who, well, it was a podcast for those who wanted to be left alone. And so they listened.

Good job narrator Tom Waits! In this episode we compared a humble candy bar to a humble student film…wait, you’re telling me this isn’t a student film? Well, fine, be pedantic. This first time film from a new filmmaker…wait, this movie was made by the guy who made THE GODFATHER!?!

Which will win? The tasty candy bar or the sucky movie? No spoilers! I’m calling it sucky because it’s about vampires (but also because it sucks). We also played a game about chain restaurants.

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Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there. Welcome to my dusty old curios shop, there’s not much to see here. Oh, the whistling? That’s just a new episode of the Moons Over My Hammy podcast, cute little guy ain’t he? You’d like to take him home with you? Well, of course, of course, you seem like fine enough folks. In fact, you seem so nice I’ll give him to you for free but you’ve got to make sure to follow some rules. Do you have a pen and paper handy?

1. Don’t let the episode get wet.

2. Don’t expose the episode to direct sunlight.

3. Don’t listen to the episode after midnight.

Follow these three simple rules and you’ll have yourself a good ol’ time. Fail to follow one and your ears will turn into gremlins or something.

GREMLINS! That’s right I was doing a Gremlins thing there because this week Adam and Andrew compared the Gremlins Midnight Meal from Jack in the Box to the best Gremlins movie money can buy, Gremlins 2: The New Batch! What’s better, a Gremlin-shaped air freshener or a spider-shaped Gremlin? Which was spicier, a Jack in the Box taco or Greta the Gremlin? And will Adam be able to best Andrew in a game of Little Guys?

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Ten episodes? Of a show where they compare a movie to a sandwich or whatever? Hey, man! That’s uncalled for! I seem to remember a video game series turned manga turned anime turned movies about a bunch of animals that are just like other animals but they can fight and stuff. There’s also like over a thousand of them! Come back to us when there’s over a thousand episodes of this thing and we’re now comparing Kentucky Fried Chicken to Kentucky Fried Movie…Wait, that’s actually a pretty good one. Forget what I just said.

There’s a brand new line of beverages at Kung Fu Tea to promote the launch of the latest Pokemon game so you know Adam and Andrew had to get in for a taste. While they may not be comparing the drinks to the game that they’re meant to promote, this game takes like 30 hours to beat, they are comparing it to a certain well received Pokemon film. Can you solve the mystery of which one? I hope so because it’s in the title of the episode.

Andrew attempts to stump Adam with Pokemon trivia and they tackle their first attempt at a brand new segment, Food News (hopefully better name incoming eventually! Throw your Pokeball (podcast downloading app) at this one and capture (listen to) it. We hope you can train (review) it up to be a 5 star (review) Pokemon!

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