Crystal is back with bible quotes, an opening statement, a closing statement, and a jury duty summons for her listeners, especially those 0.2% who do not have Morgellons disease.

"Please prove I'm delusional and this is all just coincidences and not a multi-generational coverup related to the Pentagon, Trump's personal pal Geoff Pedepstein and the villain I used to make fun of people for calling a villain, Gill Baites . . ." -CC

And Crystal swore for six seasons that she was not "that person." It turns out "that person" was not entirely wrong on this matter, and that person is now feeding her the 50th serving of her own previously recorded words. Touche sans T and E.

Because reality as it turns out, is an irreal coincidence cascade that, along with the accidental, question-begging facts, converges into a strong circumstantial case for coverup and conspiracy.

"You be the judge." - CC

Crystal digs up a 20-year-old message board post. It's from OSU's Professor Randy Wymore. Randy was director of Research at the original MRF and, later, a key figure in the current day CEHF, and Crystal asks, "What the actual fuck have you been researching bro?" Also, Posters!!!!!!

Crystal and her long-time, less funny (but beloved) co-host, Tomfitomftomftomftom prove just how not shared their "delusions" are on the way to dinner.