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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin is “dog tired, boss” and emotionally unqualified to analyse one of the saddest movies ever made: The Green Mile.

With Cherie busy being an actual responsible parent, Jasmin calls in Tara for backup — and what unfolds is less a film review and more a spiral into moral confusion, prison hypotheticals, trained mice admiration, and several statements that may or may not require legal retractions.

Together they attempt to answer the important questions:

• Who is the real villain?
• Is Tom Hanks secretly problematic?
• How many mice does it take to make cinematic magic?
• Would you survive prison… or a zombie apocalypse?
• And most importantly… who are you moosing?

There are tears (real ones), strong opinions about Mr Jingles, questionable social commentary, and at least one moment where everyone probably should have stopped talking — but didn’t.

If you came for hard-hitting research and scholarly film critique… you’re absolutely in the wrong place.

If you came for chaos, nostalgia, moral debates, and two grown women oversharing about a 1999 prison drama — welcome home.

“I’m tired, boss.” 💚

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Lieutenant Dan has ice cream, Forrest has 15 Dr Peppers, and Jenny has some serious explaining to do.

We dive deep (too deep?) into the accidental brilliance of Forrest Gump — a movie about a man who stumbles his way into historical significance, fatherhood, wealth, and possibly a lawsuit.

Join us as we ask the real questions:
🦐 Was Jenny the villain or just traumatised and toxic?
🦐 Would Bubba be the worst sexual partner of all time?
🦐 Is naming your boat after someone who ghosted you after a romantic gesture or a cry for help?

Also featuring:

• Shrimp or Simp: the game no one asked for
• Moose, Marry, Avoid: war heroes edition
• A real-life Reddit AITA where someone actually asks if they’re the asshole for not paying off their girlfriend’s 6-figure debt (spoiler: yes)
• And an argument about whether the kid actor had a Southern accent or was just British and weird

This episode is emotionally loyal, mildly offensive, and ends the way all great stories should: with a CGI feather. Obviously

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🎄 This week on Moose on the Loose, we finally do what needed to be done: re-watch Love Actually as fully formed adults… and absolutely tear it to shreds.

What once felt romantic now feels like a case study in romantic entitlement, emotional affairs, questionable workplace behaviour, and men who think Christmas is a universal get-out-of-jail-free card. From cue cards and clandestine necklaces to CDs bought last minute and grand gestures that should probably come with legal paperwork, we ask the big questions:

Who is the real villain?
Is it ever okay to confess love to your best mate’s wife?
And why does everyone blame women for “ruining Christmas” when men behave badly?

We play Moose, Marry, Avoid, test our sanity with Two Mooses and a Lie, debate whether these moments belong on a Hallmark card or a restraining order, and unpack a very real AITA that proves this movie isn’t just fiction — it’s lived experience.

Festive chaos, dubious life choices, British accents doing a lot of heavy lifting, and the ultimate takeaway:
Never accept a CD when someone else got a necklace.

Merry Christmas, you loose mooses 🎄