It's the first episode of GenZuary, a brief detour into all things Gen Z. Miles is not writing this caption and I don't remember any slang so it's written normal style.

All month, we are joined by timeless sage Alex Swartzentruber as our "third mic in residence."

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We're making some big claims (and hot freaking takes) about what's goin down in '26. And we're joined by our third mic in residence, Alex Swartzentruber.

Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/millennialexcellence.

It's a Patreon-only episode of SILENT GENERATION EXCELLENCE, unlocked for all you cheapskates. Featuring our friend Haus of Decline.

You would have heard this already if you were a Patreon subscriber. Let that be your New Year's resolution...

Milly Ex-mas to all! And beware of The Cringe.

*Hypnotism voice* You WILL listen to this episode. You WILL share this episode on socials. You WILL earn more clout for tastemaking with this episode.

We're talking influencers with our old pal Jack Wagner of the Otherworld podcast.

And we'd be wasting our influence if we didn't mention that you should buy Le Seltzer and use code Millennial15 to get 15% off.

Just.... don't say it.

Or.... do. 😈

Sometimes you just gotta get a lil nasty wit it y'all!

It's the word MOIST, with our special guest Salesforce Child.

Some of y'all are trying to concentrate at work. We're trying to Concert-rate. Even though our desk is heckin' tiny. Yep, it's the Tiny Desk Concerts episode. Lock in, y'all!

We're joined by Raina Douris from World Café, who pops by at 1:27:33.

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We are launching the world's first-ever podcast advent calendar.

From today (December 1) until Christmas Day, we will be delivering one mini episode about a different millennial Christmas topic, only on Patreon.

Sign up now to open your very first treat, and check in each day for another 'sode.

Milly Ex-mas!