Rebecca and Marilyn return with another gloriously chaotic episode of Two Left Feet, reviewing a dramatic midweek round of Premier League action — and preparing for Rebecca’s birthday in the only way they know how: with confusion, cake planning, and football-related nonsense.

Chelsea somehow managed to turn a comfortable two goal lead into a 2–2 draw with Leeds, while Manchester United rescued a last-gasp point at West Ham to keep their unbeaten run alive under Michael Carrick. Elsewhere, Manchester City cruised past Fulham 3–0, Arsenal were held 1–1 at Brentford to keep the title race alive, and Burnley stunned Crystal Palace with a ridiculous 3–2 comeback.

There’s managerial chaos, title race twists, relegation panic, and the continuing mystery of why football refuses to behave logically. As always, Rebecca and Marilyn try to make sense of it all — while also making plans for Rebecca’s birthday and somehow turning it into a national-level event.

Expect football, confusion, celebration planning, and the usual mix of facts, silliness, and complete lack of professionalism.

Key Themes:

• Premier League midweek match review

• Title race developments involving Arsenal and Manchester City

• Manchester United’s continued resurgence under Michael Carrick

• Shock results, late goals, and dramatic comebacks

• Relegation battle twists and pressure building at the bottom

• Rebecca’s birthday preparations and studio chaos