• Can you find love in this club? No, the stripper that called you handsome doesn't count...
    Mar 24 2024

    Was that the love of your life you just met at the bar? No, that was a bartender telling you to not pass out in the bathroom. Francisco sees a proposal on the dance floor. Valeria knows all the cool clubs. If you find love at the club, remember, it's probably just the molly kicking in.


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    46 Min.
  • Anything North of Brickell Is Long Distance and Seattle Might As Well Be England
    Mar 18 2024

    Can love conquer any distance? No, but communication and a good wi-fi connection definitely help. Francisco discusses strategies and timeliness. Valeria asks the Real questions: what's the endgame? Also included: a lot of hypotheticals!


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    45 Min.
  • I want you back....not really
    Mar 10 2024

    Thinking of texting your ex? Don't, otherwise they win. Francisco dishes out some boy wisdom. Valeria doesn't like liars. And remember, texting your ex through social media counts!

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    42 Min.
  • Its a Bird, its a Plane, its a... Gym Bro Trying to Sell You Crypto....again
    Mar 3 2024

    Are you part of a power couple? Yeah? How come I've never heard of you? Hmm? Anyway, Francisco talks shit about Taylor and Travis. Valeria disapproves of gym rats. Included in this episode: more train rants.


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    49 Min.
  • How Design Advice Kicked Valeria Out of Her Parents' House
    Feb 25 2024

    How soon should your parents meet your new partner? Somewhere between never and the first date. Francisco talks about sneaking around. Valeria talks about being a guinea pig. Today's topic: dating while living at home with your parents.


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    49 Min.
  • Gekkos, Swans, and Fish, Oh My! - The Valentine's Day Episode
    Feb 18 2024

    Should you buy your situationship a dozen roses? No. Definitely not. Francisco complains about food prices. Valeria questions if romance is dead in Miami. Also, our best date recommendations for Valentines Day!


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    52 Min.
  • The One Where Francisco Gets a Knife Pulled On Him
    Feb 18 2024

    Should you bring a weapon on the first date? Maybe! Francisco talks about his worst first date ever. Valeria talks about honesty in the world of dating apps. Our expectations are very, very low. Join us on our inaugural episode of Miami Date County, the show about all things dating… in Miami!


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    49 Min.