💰 WANTED: MIAMI’S BIGGEST CRYPTO FLEX 💰

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🚨 Level Up! Miami isn’t just stacking cash anymore—it’s stacking crypto flexes! From QR code tattoos to yachts with no names—just scan to board, the blockchain ballers are taking over the city.

💸 WANTED LEVEL: 5 STARS 💸

✔ Bottle service paid in Bitcoin

✔ Cars with deepfake leather seats

✔ Restaurants serving up Ethereum Éclairs

✔ Flexing your wallet balance like it’s a GTA leaderboard

So is Miami winning the crypto game, or is this just another rug pull waiting to happen? Hit play and find out! 🎮

Chapters & Timestamps:

⏱ (00:00) - Welcome to Vice City: Where Flash Meets Cash
⏱ (00:33) - From MiamiCoin to FTX: Crypto’s Wild Ride in the 305
⏱ (01:16) - Bitcoin, Bottles, and Blockchain: What’s Next for Miami?
⏱ (02:48) - The Crypto Flex Manual: How to Flaunt It Like a Pro
⏱ (03:54) - From QR Code Tats to Crypto Yachts: Future Flexes You’ll See in Miami
⏱ (06:07) - The Crypto Carnival: Partying Like a Blockchain Boss
⏱ (06:56) - The Final Flex: Miami’s Crypto Takeover Has Just Begun

Welcome to the comedy roast of New Year’s resolutions—the little lies we all tell ourselves before scarfing down pastelitos and ghosting the gym by mid-January. In this episode, we’re spilling the tea on why most resolutions fail harder than a drunk text to your ex. From six-pack dreams to learning four languages when you barely know how to spell “gunna,” we’re breaking down the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain doomed resolutions. Oh, and we’re reading your hilarious submissions—yes, we’re all in this mess together. Stick around for some laughs, questionable advice, and a solid reason to stop pretending you’re cutting carbs in Miami. (Spoiler alert: Croquetas and pan de bono would never betray you like that.) Plus, find out how to join us for live comedy shows that are guaranteed to bring the laughs—no gym memberships or 5 AM alarms required! Chapters: (00:00) The Flan-Filled Introduction to Resolutions (00:18) Why Resolutions Are the Gym Memberships of Goals (01:16) The Most Commonly Failed Resolutions (Spoiler: It's Yours) (02:49) Listener Resolutions That Deserve Their Own Sitcom (04:26) Live Comedy, Final Thoughts & Croqueta Breaks Hit play and laugh your way into 2025—terrible resolutions and all. 🎉 Join the Miami Comedy monthly membership for guaranteed seating, BOGO drinks, and much more! https://miamicomedy.com/membership Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy Merch ⮕ https://shop.miamicomedy.com

New Year’s Eve in Miami is like the Olympics of partying—every neighborhood competes to outdo the other. From South Beach’s rooftop glamour to Brickell’s LinkedIn-worthy vibes, Wynwood’s artsy chaos, Coconut Grove’s laid-back charm, and Little Havana’s salsa-fueled fiesta, there’s a spot for every kind of party animal. Come see me live at a Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com In this video, I’ll walk you through the best places to celebrate, sprinkle in some humor, and help you avoid rookie mistakes—like losing your flip-flops or ending up on a random yacht you can’t afford. So, whether you’re sipping overpriced cocktails or dancing with someone’s abuela in Little Havana, I’ve got you covered. Hit play, and let’s make sure you kick off 2025 the right way—Miami-style.

If I had to sum up this latest podcast episode, it’s basically a hilarious deep dive into how Art Basel turns Miami into the ultimate FOMO Olympics.

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We break down the tricks—like “exclusive” events that everyone and their abuela somehow gets invited to, dress codes that look more Party City than high fashion, and overpriced bananas duct-taped to walls—that make you feel like you’re missing out unless you’re there.

It’s part expose and part comedy roast.. If you’ve ever felt like sneaking into a VIP section just to sip free Prosecco next to someone who might be famous, this one’s for you.

(00:00) Introduction to FOMO Marketing at Art Basel

(00:27) The Illusion of Exclusivity

(01:35) Dress Codes and Fashion Statements

(02:49) Digital Art and NFTs

(04:08) Social Media and FOMO

(06:14) Random Pop-Up Events

(07:47) Art Speak and Minimalism

(09:45) Celebrity Sightings

(12:55) VIP Sections and Tiered Ticketing

(14:52) After Parties and Merchandise

(17:05) Mastering the Art of Sneaking In

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Manny talks about how Miami is like a GTA game, 12 cheat codes to win, and leveling up your video game character. Go to a live Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com

(00:00) Introduction to Leveling Up in Miami (00:35) Finding the Perfect Side Gig (01:56) Healing Your Trauma (02:36) Mastering Networking (03:51) Becoming a Good Listener (04:32) Staying Financially Flexible (05:48) Speaking Wealthy (07:43) Staying Culturally Curious (09:12) Balancing Work and Play (10:29) Building a Social Media Presence (11:49) Becoming Weatherproof (12:53) Embracing Spontaneity (14:04) Reinventing Yourself Daily (15:14) Please like and subscribe

In this episode, we dive into Miami’s evolving identity, from tech bros and wellness warriors moving in, to the rising “tax bracket bars” dividing where locals hang out, and finally, how to survive dating in a city where rich 22-year-olds give life advice straight from their Lambos.

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(00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast

(00:04) The Changing Identity of Miami

(01:05) New Faces and Cultures in Miami

(02:46) The Wellness and Fitness Movement

(05:18) Miami's Growing Tech Scene

(06:54) Fragmentation and Status in Miami

(08:02) Opportunities in the New Miami

(09:55) The Future of Miami's Infrastructure

(10:54) What did I miss? Leave a comment below.

In this episode, we explore where a Miami ghost would haunt, from the luxurious Vizcaya mansion, Brickell penthouses and haunting a Porsche Design Tower just to joyride millionaire car collections. Go to a live Miami Comedy Show: https://miamicomedy.com Get some merch to support the channel because funny looking never looked so good: https://shop.miamicomedy.com Subscribe to the Miami Comedy Podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast (00:00) Welcome to the Spooktacular Miami Comedy Podcast

(00:06) What Would You Haunt in Miami?

(00:23) The Unscary Side of Miami

(00:47) Ghosts and the Afterlife

(02:15) Haunting the Vizcaya Mansion

(02:53) Luxury Haunts: Porsche Design Tower

(03:58) Comedy Shows in Miami

(04:44) Haunting Brickell and Becoming an Instagram Ghost

(05:42) Nightclub Haunts and Ghostly VIP Perks

(06:39) Conclusion and Halloween Wishes Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy Merch ⮕ https://shop.miamicomedy.com

In this episode, Manny dives into the wild love for toxic Latinas in Miami, exploring how they keep you on your toes, teach you emotional intelligence through public arguments, and somehow make you question if their incredible cooking is secretly seasoned with unresolved trauma.

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(00:04) The Allure of Toxic Latinas

(00:23) The Dynamics of Toxic Relationships

(02:36) The Challenge of Fixing Toxic Partners

(03:00) Emotional Intelligence and Toxicity

(03:36) Inviting Toxic Latinas to Comedy Shows

(04:02) The Importance of Attractiveness in Toxicity

(04:50) Culinary Skills of Toxic Latinas

(05:49) The Root of Attraction to Toxic Latinas

(07:01) Conclusion and Dedication

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