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This episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast is a funny, honest breakdown of where Miami is headed and why living here feels like being smart enough to see the patterns but wild enough to enjoy them anyway.

We riff on UM football culture and mascots, quiet money vs loud money, Doral rising while Brickell exhausts itself, downtown turning into a real nightlife strip again, nightlife getting repetitive, food trends shifting beyond tacos and burgers, and why micro-influencers and community builders are shaping the next version of Miami.

It’s relaxed, observational, self-aware comedy for people who get the city and still choose the lifestyle.

(00:00) What Does CFP Even Mean? UM Football and Mascot Energy
(01:26) My 2026 Miami Bingo Card(02:05) Doral’s Quiet Money Era(08:02) Why Downtown Might Actually Be Fun Again(10:06) Miami Nightlife Is Tired and It Knows It(13:04) We’ve Hit Taco, Pizza, Burger Saturation(15:07) Late-Night Desserts That Don’t Ruin Tomorrow(17:11) The Future Influencer Isn’t Famous, They’re Useful(19:15) Final Thoughts, Live Podcast, and Comedy Shows

For upcoming comedy shows, live podcasts, and everything we’re building in Miami, head to miamicomedy.comThis episode is a funny, honest look at how to keep your life together while living in Miami, a place designed to distract you. We break down why pulling up is expensive and staying home is compound interest, how boredom is secretly a flex, why rush hour kills productivity, and how discipline actually works for people who can see the matrix and still enjoy living in it. If you’ve been in Miami long enough to see it change, or you moved here and quickly realized self-improvement hits different in this city, this one will feel uncomfortably familiar in the best way.(00:00) Introduction and New Year's Resolutions in Miami

(01:53) The Miami Exit Strategy

(03:35) The Calendar Exit Strategy

(05:27) The Pre-Exit Compliment

(07:01) The Parking Commitment Test

(08:13) Becoming a Morning Person

(11:42) The Power of Do Not Disturb

(13:35) Muting Social Media Temptations

(15:26) The Power of Balance in Spending

(19:05) Embracing Boredom to Save Money

(20:51) Home Gym and Walking Pad Benefits

(23:38) Experimenting with Sobriety

(27:25) Live Show Information

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I make the case that last-minute Christmas gifts are actually the most considerate gifts you can give. We break down why Miami runs on last-minute reasoning, why pressure creates better decision making, and how showing up late is still better than not showing up at all. I riff on the most underrated last-minute gifts, food, cash, gift cards, Bitcoin, and lottery tickets, and explain how each one is secretly thoughtful if you frame it right. This episode is for anyone who waited too long, panicked responsibly, and still wants credit for trying.

(00:00) Miami Runs on Last Minute Energy
(01:01) Why Panic Gifts Are Actually More Thoughtful
(02:51) Last Minute Gift #1: Feed Them and Disappear
(06:50) Last Minute Gift #2: Cash, the Adult Toy
(09:14) Last Minute Gift #3: Gift Cards and Relationship Tests
(13:24) Last Minute Gift #4: Bitcoin and False Financial Confidence
(15:54) Last Minute Gift #5: Lottery Tickets and Shared Delusion
(19:34) Wrapping It Up and What We’ve Got Coming Next

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This episode breaks down why Miami secretly needs corruption to stay Miami. From Vice City vibes to Bitcoin mayors to politicians doing “honest” crime with a wink, we explore how the corruption gives the city its identity and why a wholesome Miami would be the most boring plot twist of all.

(00:00) Warming Up the Mic
(00:22) Why Miami's Corruption Is Our Signature Sazón
(02:31) The Daily Entertainment of Watching This City Misbehave
(06:43) How Miami Treated COVID Like a Side Quest
(08:29) Can Miami Survive If We Clean Up Our Act?
(15:34) A Quick Detour Into the Comedy We Create Weekly
(17:10) Closing Rants and Your Invitation to Pull Up

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This week’s episode dives into another year for Art Basel season in Miami, where the city turns into one giant obstacle course of traffic, wristbands, fake VIPs, and people who somehow sneak into places you didn’t even know existed.

We go live and we break down why December here feels like a spiritual test, how Basel becomes a competitive sport. It’s Miami satire, local culture, and party logic all rolled into this episode.

(00:00) Kicking This Year's Basel Off

(00:06) Why December in Miami Feels Like a Boss Fight

(01:03) The Holiday Side Quests

(03:33) Art Basel: The Networking Battle Begins

(08:06) Status Flexing Season: Miami’s Social Olympics

(10:28) The Art of Sneaking In

(21:53) Basel Hangovers and Post-Year Clarity

(25:01) Alright, I’m Out — Episode Wrap-Up

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I rant about how every holiday in Miami is a coordinated attack on your abs, your bank account, and your sanity, then accidentally discover that the only real path to wealth is sobriety, celibacy, and avoiding Art Basel wristbands.(00:00) Warming Up the Turkey Thoughts
(00:52) The Real Miami Thanksgiving Menu, Featuring Zero Turkey
(01:51) Eating Like a Menace and Surviving Your Family
(03:09) Latino Holiday Mode, Powered by Pork and Chaos
(04:24) Card Games, Generational Trauma, and Slapping the Table
(06:45) Fake New Year Resolutions While Amazon Empties Your Wallet
(09:52) Art Basel, Wristband Scams, and Miami’s Party Hunger Games
(12:10) Valentine’s Day, Miami Women, and Going Broke for Love
(14:11) Spring Break, Fourth of July, and Every Other Reason You Black Out
(22:41) Considering Opting Out of Holidays Forever
(24:49) Comedy Shows, Coaching Brags, and Miami Nightlife Wins
(27:19) Wrapping Up and Begging You to Follow on Socials

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In this episode, I tell the Miami Comedy origin story like a Thanksgiving myth, from landing on the Comedy Mayflower to learning the rituals of the old-school Miami elders, surviving the broke years, rebelling against bad venue deals, navigating the pandemic invasion of newcomers, drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution, and watching this whole thing grow into its own wild little nation. It’s part history parody, part personal journey, part gratitude letter to the city that shaped me.

(00:00) Setting the Table for the Miami Comedy Thanksgiving Story

(01:11) Landing on the Comedy Mayflower and Quitting Corporate

(02:10) The Four-Year Famine of a Broke Comedian

(02:51) Meeting the Elders of Miami and Learning the Rituals

(03:54) Building Brickell Rock One Bar Show at a Time

(05:41) The Miami Comedy Tea Party Rebellion

(06:24) 2020, When the New World Invaded Miami

(07:31) Drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution and Starting the Revolution

(10:00) Letting Miami Comedy Grow Into Its Own Civilization

(12:59) Gratitude, Next Moves, and the Shows You Should Pull Up To

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In this episode of The Miami Comedy Podcast, we deliver a comedic confessional about surviving the Magic City without losing your soul. From corrupt politics to wild nightlife, from overpriced rent to the holy trinity of weed, food, and bad decisions. This is Miami gratitude at its most honest.

It’s also a love letter to a city that tests your patience, your bank account, and your character… but somehow still makes you thankful to live here.

If you’ve ever prayed for parking, dodged an influencer, or found enlightenment in traffic, this one’s for you.

(00:00) Cold Fronts & Hot Takes: When Miami Hits 48 Degrees

(00:29) Runway Brickell: The Emergency Hoodie Fashion Show

(01:44) Giving Thanks, Miami Style: Gratitude with a Side of Sass

(02:32) Superficial but Spiritual: Finding Yourself Between BBLs

(06:11) Nightlife Survival Guide: Praying Before the Perreo

(08:52) Corruption & Comfort: The Honest Crooks of the 305

(12:14) Traffic Therapy: Achieving Inner Peace on the Palmetto

(19:04) Dating in Miami: Red Flags, Bible Verses, and Thirst Traps

(23:06) Tripods & Egos: Bless the Influencers Among Us

(26:35) The Final Amen: Thank You, Miami (and Come to a Show)