There are too many tropes in this movie to keep track of: young, evil stepmothers, children with daddy issues, magic carpet rides. We may have a Disney remake on our hands.

This movie had potential, but very very quickly went downhill. We get another alien movie! What happens when American tourists get stuck in a foreign country during an alien invasion and no cell phone service?

When a curse is placed on a town attacked by a killer, phantom shark, the only logical thing to do is blame a group of teenagers! All we want to see at the end of this movie is for the residents to be able to shower again.

Join us in this milestone episode! Today we have a guest star helping us review this movie! Rubber is a well-known movie in the low budget world, but it will keep you up at night thinking about the reality of your life.

PSA: do not accept food from strangers.

Genuinely--we don't even know about this one. Everything about this movie is just a giant question mark. We tried.

Two words: HOME DEPOT. Ok, and maybe zombies. Who knew that low budget effects could make zombies scarier than high budget effects? Let's see how a small-town, hardworking family holds up against promiscuous police and zombies...

You may think Top Gun is a classic story, but Top Gunner will leave you questioning that assumption! What happens when Russians attempt to get their hands on a tackle box? The fate of the world lands in the hands of two very elite crews that must put their differences aside to protect the most important fishing gear known to mankind.

Nathan hits his stride with character impersonations in today's episode. What will the fate of these characters be?! Are the klowns scary because they're aliens? Or are the aliens scary because they're klowns? Does Ryan Gosling make an appearance in this movie? Will he ever? We may never know...

PSA: check your cotton candy before consuming.