Stories this week include:

• Amazon workers told to write to the Almighty Mascot of Consumerism if they want their prayers answered.
• Takeaway goes on charm offensive after receiving backlash for issuing costumer with 1,000 year ban.
• Llewelyn-Bowen's 'winter wonderland of magic and drama' closes after reports of rude and unhelpful staff, a broken 'magic train', rubbish cheap unwrapped presents and workmen sat around smoking.
• Festive season sees rise in penile fractures due to extramarital affairs and sex in unusual locations.

Wishing all our listeners a happy and prosperous 2024!

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Stories this week include:

• Inflatable Santa gunned down in suspected drive-by shooting.
• Hiker drank from puddle and eat tadpoles to survive Texas desert ordeal.
• Escaped reindeer blocks A-road after fleeing Santa's grotto.
• Man discovers chopsticks lodged in his brain.

Wishing all our listeners a wonderful Christmas and a very happy 2024!

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Credits:

News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Stories this week include:

• Airline serves 'dog food' to business-class passengers in translation blunder.
• Restaurant in former church targeted by thieves using Bibles as kneepads.
• Grubhub driver who delivered cup of urine claims it was 'genuine mistake'.
• Child in stolen forklift leads police on hour-long chase.

We discuss the inevitable rise of mech-horses...

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast

Credits:

News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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