You Can’t Sage Stupid: Firehorse Edition 🔥🐎

New year. Same mouths. Zero tolerance for bad juju.

In this episode, Amy and Jen debrief the holidays, unload some very real (and very annoying) work + business stress, and officially announce that not everyone is allowed to come with us into the new year. Some women? Some energy? Some situations? Absolutely not Firehorse-approved.

We’re lighting the sage, shedding last year’s snake skins, and spiritually ghosting the wild haters who showed their whole ass in 2025. Because when someone shows you who they really are… believe them the first time. Then block, bless, and move on. ✌️

Also discussed: • Jen navigating stressful business chaos with grace (and sarcasm) • Cutting ties with people who drain instead of fuel • Entering the Year of the Firehorse like it’s a contact sport • Amy, a woman who “hates cigarettes,” becoming deeply committed to smoking one at our local bar • Immediate regret. Next-day consequences. Zero lessons learned.

This episode is for anyone cleansing their space, their circle, and their tolerance levels. If you’re done explaining yourself, done dimming your light, and ready to let that Firehorse ride… saddle up, bitch. 🔥

🎧 New episode out now on all platforms.

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🎙️ Is It the Ultras Talking?!

New year, same chaos—just with better lighting and worse ideas.

In this episode, Jen and Amy kick off 2026 the only way they know how: questioning New Year’s resolutions, unpacking wildly unhinged reasons Amy thinks people are late, revisiting childhood nicknames that should’ve stayed buried, and casually learning that Botox… can be administered to places no one asked for. Yes. That place.

Things take a turn when Jen has to explain why a company called Big Cock Ranch keeps calling her phone (spoiler: it’s seasoning-related, not scandal-related… probably). We talk Special Shit seasonings, unfortunate brand names, awkward explanations, and the confidence you apparently cannot inject—because, once again, confidence is sold separately.

Add in laughs, Ultras, questionable information, and a strong commitment to bringing absolutely zero decorum into 2026—and you’ve got this episode.

Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or watch the chaos unfold on YouTube. New year. Same us. Buckle up. 🍻

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Just when you think the holidays can’t get more unhinged… welcome to Urine for a Treat.

This episode takes a turn from heartfelt to feral real quick. Amy shares about her grandfather passing just shy of his 101st birthday—an absolute legend whose elite final meal consisted of a red beer and an ice cream sandwich. Honestly? Icon behavior. 🍺🍦

From there, we spiral (as one does) into New Year’s resolutions—do we make them, do we ignore them, or do we lie to ourselves for sport? And then Jen drops a Christmas tale for the ages: a wholesome drive-through nativity scene abruptly interrupted by nature calling for her husband and her son… with no porta potty in sight. What followed involved cans, bottles, a pickup truck, and the Christmas spirit being felt very differently inside that vehicle. 🙏🚙😬

It’s emotional. It’s chaotic. It’s deeply on brand. Bring on the New Year—because this one has been a doozy.

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