Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Insuphishient, the only podcast brave enough to ask, “What if two men with access to microphones used that power almost smartly ?”

Big news tonight. Trey Anastasio’s acoustic tour is officially underway, which means across America, theaters are filling up with emotionally available Phish fans pretending they are there for “the arrangements” and not to stare lovingly at a wooden chair and whisper, “This is art.”

Meanwhile, back here in the laboratory, Matt has brought facts, Nick has brought confidence, and together they have created the kind of episode normally only heard by people who fall asleep wearing cargo shorts in a Subaru.

Tonight’s show has everything. Opinions. Questions. Wild certainty about things no one can prove. The kind of energy that says, “We did not prepare, but we did arrive.” Somewhere in the distance, a setlist is being judged. Somewhere closer, a grown man is overexplaining a jam as if he has been called to testify before Congress.

And let me say this. Trey is out there on an acoustic tour, stripping it all down, baring his soul, giving the people intimacy, vulnerability, and craft. And here, in beautiful contrast, Matt and Nick are doing whatever this is.

So tune in. Settle down. Lower your expectations just enough to enjoy yourself.

This is (Insuphishient.)

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The scene is:

Nick is in NYC for the Mike D show. But in his headphones he hears:

Phish! - All we really want is - Phish - And in the morning it’s - Phish - And in the evening it’s - Phish

The voice over:

"Good evening. This is Insuphishient.

Tonight, a nation turns its lonely ears to Matt and Nick, two men standing at the crossroads of public service and "public service"."

The headlines:

Deep Voice Trey remains under investigation.

CUT!

And also:

And at Walnut Creek, rain fell, Stash slayed, Foam got beatboxed, and Ghost was once again treated with the suspicion normally reserved for unmarked vans and room temperature shrimp.

Matt is Matt.
Nick is Nick.
The facts are Doing it LIVE.
and The Phish remains undefeated.

And that’s the way it (insufficiently) is.

Press play NOW.

If you are new always listen to the latest show first!

Today’s episode of Insuphishient may be the greatest episode these two fools have ever put together.

For the first five minutes, Matt does deep breathing exercises while Nick reenacts a 1994 setlist by yodeling the jam parts.

Then, once all that “gold” settles down, the boys get to the real heart of the matter:

Who stole KOA negative 3.248?

By now, you can tell Nick is writing this update and his coffee has not really kicked in. So the question remains:

Why are you still reading?

The answer might scare you.

Just (kidding). None of that has happened, none of that will ever happen, and you are not, in fact, even Been reading this right now.

Today’s show is good though.

Check it out. Press Play(ed) Now!

If you are new always listen to the latest show first!