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Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast

Join hosts Cindy and April, along with their special guest Brina, on a raucous episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest' as they dive into everything from holiday traditions to hilarious personal confessions. From mixing cocktails and debating the merits of skinny dipping to sharing wild family stories and Thanksgiving plans, this episode is packed with laughter and unfiltered honesty. Tune in to hear the trio's candid thoughts on friendship, family, and fun. Warning: this episode contains mature content and explicit language.

00:00 Introduction to the Podcast

00:50 Meet the Hosts and Guest

01:14 Cocktail Time with Brina

04:06 Family Dynamics and Traditions

10:26 Thanksgiving and Holiday Plans

13:13 Holiday Traditions and Personal Preferences

18:42 Thanksgiving Preparations

19:01 Birthday Plans and Work Rants

19:51 Graduation and Family Dynamics

21:08 Cruise Plans and Relationship Trust

24:19 Generational Differences and Social Norms

26:17 Skinny Dipping and Scandalous Stories

35:08 Concluding Thoughts and Farewells

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Real Talk & Holiday Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast

Welcome back to 'If You Want Me to Be Honest'! In this episode, Cindy and April dive into a whirlwind of absurd topics with their signature wit and banter. From discussing the quirks of being tipsy, unveiling the drink of the day (Sex on a Snowbank), and the hilarious mishaps of misnaming each other, to a deep dive into reality TV and personal anecdotes. They reflect on Halloween costumes, upcoming Thanksgiving plans, and life updates. The episode is filled with humor, relatable moments, and a sprinkle of personal insights. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and join the fun!

00:00 Welcome to the Podcast!

00:23 Random Banter and Observations

00:50 Drinks and Holiday Cheer

03:20 Housewives and Reality TV

11:20 Graduation and Future Plans

13:15 Halloween Party Recap

17:33 Flip Cup Frenzy

18:05 Competitive Spirit

19:46 Beer Pong and Bets

20:30 Baby Shower Excitement

21:55 Thanksgiving Preparations

26:36 Hair Dye Disasters

28:23 Reflecting on Aging

31:24 Men and Menopause

32:06 Wrapping Up

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Decoding Modern Slang and Survival Stories - Gen X Edition

In this hilarious episode of 'Fart Dust and Language Lessons', we dive into the world of modern slang and compare it with Gen X lingo. Join us as we decode terms like 'Riz', 'It's Giving', 'Quiet Quitting', and more - all while sharing humorous life stories and personal anecdotes. From unexpected chickens to survivalist tales, and the generational divide, we cover it all. Grab your reading glasses, fill up your glasses with your favorite cocktail, and let's get this humorous mess started!

00:00 Introduction and Opening Remarks

00:26 Generational Humor and Aging

01:32 Decoding Modern Slang

02:08 Cocktails and Conversations

03:24 Funny Anecdotes and Personal Stories

04:38 More Slang and Generational Differences

14:13 Made-Up Words and Mispronunciations

17:42 Weekend Adventures and Food Talk

27:22 Random Musings and Final Thoughts

29:08 Sneaking into the Liquor Store

29:20 Mark's Survival Skills

32:45 Halloween Plans and Costumes

34:43 Gen X Memories and Latchkey Kids

35:38 Weekend Fun and Shopping

45:29 Chicken Stories and New Pets

55:14 Random Thoughts and Farewell

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Unfiltered Chaos: Elevator Nightmares, Vegas Escapades, and Halloween Prep

In this episode of 'The Shit Show,' join April and Cindy as they dive into their latest adventures and mishaps. From vacation tales in Vegas, including a panic-inducing elevator blackout, to hilarious cocktail concoctions gone wrong, this episode is packed with unfiltered fun. They discuss their upcoming Halloween plans, curse-laden farts, and what they would tell their younger selves. Get ready for raw and unfiltered discussions with your favorite hot mess express conductors!

00:00 Welcome to The Shit Show!

00:34 Vacation Recap: Crazy Stories and Elevator Fiascos

00:54 Cocktail Time: Redneck Mai Tai

03:41 Vegas Adventures: Concerts, Slots, and Panic

12:05 Halloween Plans and Costume Ideas

16:26 Fart Talk: The Unfiltered Truth

24:00 Advice to Our Younger Selves

26:15 Reflecting on Parenthood Choices

27:03 Marriage and Life Decisions

27:31 Living Independently and Traveling

29:54 Dreams of Missionary Work

35:24 Friendships and Trust Issues

37:10 Halloween Plans and Traditions

44:30 Upcoming Events and Preparations

47:52 Cosmetic Procedures and Aging

50:40 Closing Remarks and Farewell

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Florida Shenanigans, Cocktails, and Unfiltered Fun - If You Want Me to Be Honest Episode 1

Join April and Cindy on 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' a podcast where they dive into raw, unedited discussions about life, love, and Florida's wild stories. Laugh along as they share cocktails, talk about funny news involving Florida's oddities, reminisce hilarious drunk antics, and answer spontaneous questions. This episode promises unfiltered fun, a cocktail recipe, and a bit of chaos. Follow their journey through entertaining segments and honest conversations that are sure to keep you hooked!

00:00 Welcome to the Podcast

00:33 A Crazy Day Begins

01:38 Cocktail Time

02:21 Funny Stories and Q&A

09:56 Celebrity Swap and Reality TV

15:29 Pets and Lazy Dinners

24:06 Drinks and Awkward Middle School Memories

24:35 Trends and Teenage Tics

26:15 Funny News Stories from Florida

27:00 Scuba Gear Robbery at Disney Springs

29:56 Battery Charges in The Villages

32:09 Alligator Encounter in Land O Lakes

35:48 Manatee Molestation Incident

39:45 Who's Most Likely Game

43:40 Upcoming Plans and Final Thoughts

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If You Want Me to Be Honest: Episode on Charlie Kirk, Current Events, and More

This episode starts on a somber note as the hosts express their condolences for Charlie Kirk, following his critical condition after being shot at a campus event in Utah. They discuss the emotional impact on those present and briefly touch on the recent tragic events in North Carolina, including a young Ukrainian girl named Irena Za who was attacked. The conversation then shifts to the Idaho murders by Brian Kohberger, where the hosts express frustration over his jail complaints and lack of remorse. Balancing heavy topics with a lighter tone, they share humorous anecdotes, weekend plans, and upcoming events. The episode is characterized by its candid and sometimes irreverent discussions on recent news, personal stories, and plans for future content.

00:00 Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk

00:43 Discussing Recent Violent Incidents

02:27 Train Stabbing Incident Analysis

05:37 Mental Health and Crime

14:32 Idaho Murder Suspect Discussion

20:29 Lighthearted Weekend Recap

24:39 Discussing Plans and Cruises

25:00 Family Conversations and Birthdays

28:12 Car Troubles and Mechanic Talk

39:18 Reality TV and Pop Culture

43:24 Podcast Plans and Social Media

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Football Frenzy and Cocktails: Touchdowns, Tailgating, and Talk

Join Cindy and April for a lively discussion about football, both college and NFL, as they sip on cocktails and share hilarious stories about tailgating, memorable games, and friendly rivalries. They also introduce a new drink called the 'Hurricane' in honor of the Miami Hurricanes and recall past adventures at various sporting events. Expect a blend of humor, spirited banter, and a sneak peek into their personal lives as fans. Remember to like, subscribe, and share for more entertaining episodes!

00:00 Welcome and Introductions

00:21 Cocktail Time: Introducing the Hurricane

00:45 College Football Talk

02:06 UCF Game Experience

04:14 Special Guests and Funny Stories

06:37 The Infamous Steelers vs. Broncos Game

12:52 NFL Game Bets and Rivalries

16:29 Football Fandom and Stadium Experiences

24:33 Unexpected Conversations Begin

24:48 Drinks and College Game Day

25:51 Holiday Weekend Plans

28:14 Birthday Weekend Plans

31:28 Football Bets and Vegas Trips

41:10 Random Stories and Final Thoughts

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Icks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12

Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as we share our honest opinions. Join us for a bumpy ride and share your own ick-worthy moments in the comments below!

00:00 Introduction and Podcast Theme

00:57 Discussing the New Drink

03:40 Marriage Icks and Annoyances

13:32 Friendship Icks and Annoyances

18:17 Public Icks and Cringeworthy Moments

20:31 A Strange Encounter at Popeyes

21:05 The Cat Feeding Misunderstanding

23:34 Public Embarrassment and Social Norms

24:13 Annoying Movie Theater Behaviors

25:04 Kids Acting Like Animals

27:48 Public Arguments and Relationship Dynamics

36:10 Workplace Pet Peeves

40:49 Concluding Thoughts and Viewer Engagement