The World Cup of the Letter C: FULL EPISODE

This week we’re going all in with a full, uncut episode of The World Cup of the Letter C, where absolutely anything beginning with “C” is fair game.

From Coffee, Crocs and Candy Shops to ChatGPT, Costco and Canary Wharf, this tournament throws together places, people, concepts and complete nonsense, then treats them with far more seriousness than they deserve.

Along the way we argue the merits of Christmas, question the power of Camping, get sidetracked by Chicken, and somehow end up debating whether Cheese deserves elite status. Logic is stretched, rules are bent, and consistency is abandoned almost immediately.

This one’s a proper World Cup episode - full groups, full debates, full chaos - and it’s completely free as a gateway into the series.

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Including:

• The World Cup of Horrible People

• The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases

• The World Cup of 2025

• The World Cup of Liquids

• The World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish

• The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows

• The World Cup of Insults

• The World Cup of Hard People

• BONUS: Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness 🍌
  …and the entire back catalogue.

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If this one hooks you, the rest of the chaos lives on Patreon.

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The World Cup of Blonde Dudes gets underway as Groups A–D are revealed and debated in all their peroxide-powered glory.

From pop stars and footballers to TV icons and cultural moments frozen in time, this tournament celebrates (and interrogates) the most iconic blonde eras, trims and transformations, with absolutely no science involved whatsoever.

Before any knockouts, we set the criteria for what truly makes an elite blonde dude: impact, legacy, recognisability and sheer “you had to be there” energy.

Group A: Vanilla Ice, Gordon Ramsay, H from Steps, Erling Haaland

Group B: Joe Exotic, Paddy Pimblett, Robbie Savage, Gazza 1996

Group C: Pat Sharp, Shane Warne, Ric Flair, Eminem

Group D: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Zack Morris, Brad Pitt, Steve Irwin

This is a full standalone group-stage episode.

The complete tournament, all remaining groups and knockout rounds are available exclusively at: patreon.com/theworldcupof

Pick your favourites. Question your choices. Embrace the bleach.

Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness is a knowingly daft countdown of cultural habits, moments and pop-culture tropes that have traditionally been joked about as being “a bit fruity.”

This episode leans hard into irony, exaggeration and old-school banter — laughing at the language, the stereotypes and the ridiculous logic behind them, not at real people or identities.

It’s self-aware, unapologetically silly and rooted in how jokes used to be made before everything needed a footnote. Nothing here is meant to define anyone — it’s about the humour, the nostalgia and the sheer absurdity of it all.

Take it exactly as intended: tongue in cheek, eyebrows raised, and absolutely not that deep.

This week’s episode is a bumper 48-team special as the World Cup of Horrible People explodes into life with Groups A–H revealed and debated in full.

From pop culture and politics to media figures, sport and online personalities, this tournament brings together some of the most divisive names of the modern era.

Agree, disagree, or shout at your phone — that’s the point.

Group A: Machine Gun Kelly, Sadiq Khan, Jeremy Kyle, Steven Bartlett

Group B: Eni Aluko MBE, Katie Hopkins, Bob Vylan, Dillon Danis

Group C: Jamiroquai, Narinder Kaur, Yungblud, Floyd Mayweather Jnr

Group D: Keir Starmer, Roxanne Pallett, Sam Smith, Tommy Robinson

Group E: Charlie Mullins, Tim Westwood, Conor McGregor, Prince Harry

Group F: Bob Geldof, Jeremy Vine, Sam Thompson, Owen Jones

Group G: Jake Paul, Andy Tate, Cycling Mikey, Tony Blair

Group H: Laurence Fox, Megan Rapinoe, Donald Trump, Cynthia Erivo

This is a full standalone episode, with the full episode available exclusively at patreon.com/theworldcupof

Choose wisely. Or don’t. Chaos is inevitable.

The World Cup of Horrible Words & Phrases kicks off with Groups A–D, bringing together some of the most irritating, overused and instantly rage-inducing words and sayings in modern life.

Before any eliminations, we set the criteria for what truly makes a word or phrase unbearable — then let the arguments begin.

Group A: Suck Your Mum, The Ick, Today Years Old, It’s Giving

Group B: Motive, Hella / Finna, Unalived, Deadass?

Group C: Scran, Aaaayyyy, Can I Get, Mancrush

Group D: X-More Sleeps, Cahnlie, Cry More, Wallahi

This is a full standalone episode introducing the tournament and its opening groups.

The full competition, remaining groups, and knockout rounds are available exclusively at patreon.com/theworldcupof

Already annoyed? Perfect. Pick your losers.

The World Cup of 2025 gets underway as Groups A–D are unveiled and put on the table — a chaotic mix of pop culture moments, scandals, sport, politics and events that have defined the year.

Group A: Bonnie Blue, Ryder Cup, Oasis Reunion, Unite the Kingdom march
Group B: Katy Perry in Space, Coldplay Kiss Cam, The Lionesses, Louvre Heist
Group C: Epstein List, Hollywood Fires, Gregg Wallace, AJ vs Jake Paul
Group D: Prince Andrew, Kendrick Lamar, 6/7, Luke Littler

Before any eliminations or knockout drama, this episode sets the criteria, the rules, and the tone for how 2025 will be judged.

Serious moments sit next to the ridiculous, and nothing is off-limits once the debate starts.

This is a full standalone episode introducing the tournament and its first four groups.

All groups, full debates, and progression through the rounds are available exclusively on Patreon.

Pick your winners. Disagree loudly.

This is where the World Cup of 2025 begins.

The World Cup of Liquids begins in the only way it possibly could — with Milk, Vinegar, Screenwash and Urine thrown into the same group and judged far more seriously than they deserve.

What makes a liquid worthy of advancing? Everyday usefulness? Cultural relevance? Pure chaos? Or just the fact it exists at all?

This group spirals quickly as sensible logic is abandoned, strong opinions are formed, and at least one liquid is questioned far more than it should be.

A full standalone episode taken from our Patreon-exclusive tournament — stupid, unnecessary, and somehow deeply argued.

Don’t ask why. Just pick a winner.

Special guest Sam Palmer joins us for Group A of the World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish - where four contenders battle it out to be crowned the worst thing about the modern game: American involvement, Fake Ultras, FIFA and the Ballers League.

From billionaire meddling to choreographed fandom, from corrupt governing bodies to YouTubers pretending to be pros, this group is stacked with absolute offenders.
But which one truly deserves to top the table for ruining football as we know it?

A full standalone episode taken from our Patreon-exclusive series — funny, fiery and painfully relatable for anyone who thinks the sport has lost the plot.

Let us know your winner. We'll be arguing about this all week.