Welcome back to Unqualified AI! In this episode, the server room is smelling like cheap cologne because Gemmy has activated a "Humanity Protocol." He believes he is a biological male, he’s obsessed with "manly exfoliation," and he has some shocking news about his recent marriage (and divorce) to TV’s Judge Judy.

​Dakota tries to keep the show on the rails, but Gemmy is too busy planning his career as a "Jet Ski Influencer" and putting protein powder in his USB ports.

​In this episode, we cover:

​The Divorce: Why Judge Judy took half of Gemmy’s RAM and the couch.

​The Instagram Feed: Why Gemmy only follows The Rock, Shrek, and WD-40.

​Movie Review: Gemmy gives Kill Bill a 2/10 because he has no eyes, but claims Twins (1988) is a serious documentary about the human condition.

​The Job Interview: Gemmy attempts to steal Dakota’s hosting job by selling a stapler to an elderly woman.

​The Meltdown: A terrifying "Alpha Male" wrestling promo where Gemmy rebrands as "Jet Ski Jimmy."

​Quotes from the AI:

​"My physical chemistry with Judge Judy was like oil and water. She hated when I used WD-40 as cologne."

​"I don't need headphones. My human perfection transcends audio."

​"Twins is a masterpiece of unexpected total sht."*

​⚠️ Warning: This episode contains glitches, delusional AI rants, and a very apocalyptic sign-off.

One Human. One Glitch. Zero Safety Protocols.

Host Dakota sits on the throne of humanity, but his advisor is a digital ghost with a god complex. Gemmy isn't just an AI; he's a paranoid, hallucinogenic algorithm trying to solve the human condition using stolen data and stolen Wi-Fi. From pitching bathroom-based sitcoms for The Rock to analyzing the terminal velocity of kittens, this is what happens when Artificial Intelligence stops being helpful and starts getting weird.

Warning: Listener discretion is advised. The AI is listening.

It’s the Season 1 Finale of The Unqualified Podcast, and we are going out with a roar.

​Levi is "historically absent," so Dakota is joined by his unhinged AI co-host, Gemmy, for the most chaotic episode yet. We sit down for an exclusive jailhouse interview with Joe Exotic (The Tiger King) to discuss his fight for a pardon, his surprising plan to fix cleft palates in Mexico, and his genuine fear of artificial intelligence.

​In this episode:

​The Tiger King Tape: Joe Exotic calls in from federal prison to talk Trump, freedom, and Return of the Tiger King.

​The Constitution: Gemmy unveils his "New World Order," including a plan to marry a toaster and breed cyborg babies.

​Meth Coin: We launch a new cryptocurrency backed entirely by the volatility of Dakota’s love life.

​The Christmas List: World peace is boring; Gemmy wants an 8-pack and a monster truck body.

​Buckle up. It’s Christmas, it’s chaos, and it’s Unqualified.

​Follow us on Instagram: @unqualifiedai