See title.

And we mean YOUR mom.

What's up, buttercup? Here's a brand spanking new Hot Takes for your listening pleasure.

We legit don't have access to our email anymore, so just slide into our DMs on Instagram. We are @podcast_hot_takes, baby.

Good god, are they still doing this thing?

I guess this episode has Curtis and Mathew talkin' all things Hawaii and... Uuhhhhh... Yeah. Enjoy? Also, there are "commercials" and "radio programs". New thing? I dunno. We'll see. Does anyone read these descriptions? 

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Han Solo had Chewie, but Curtis ain't need nobody, y'hear?!

Despite being all alone your captain finds the courage to talk about his deep-rooted shame, skateboarding, and his Digimon Vital Bracelet.

This episode also features an amateur song or two Curtis recorded between 2007 and 2010. Yeah, you're welcome.

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Vacation, had to get away.

This pile of fun features Curtis Mutter, Huyana Cyprien, and Chelsey Mutter. Topics range from the wild to the wildly inappropriate. Return for refund where applicable.

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Oh hey,

It's another one, oh boy! Krista's back, we got two wheel of shames, and some other great stuff too! Like what? How about zombie apocolypse plans, huh? That do it for ya?

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Greetings, weary travell'r. 

Wonneth't thee rest by our warmeth hearth? h're's a cuppeth of soup. 

Anon, hark to fusty uncle Curtis and his gentle knight Krista as that knave and wench mount anoth'r production of the Hot Takes Podcast. 

Thee can email us at podcasthottakes@gmail.com (tell us how thee discov'r'd it!) if 't be true thee wanteth.  We wouldst liketh if thee didst!