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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, JD Vance & Erika Kirk

5:07 Big Dicks Anonymous

11:21 Charting Bitcoin in 3D

14:01 Quantum Bitcoin

16:28 Saylor rant

19:27 How much to share in a relationship

23:59 Rob Hamilton

27:00 When to procreate

32:52 Not sure how I feel about kids

34:33 FMK

38:01 How big is it?

38:53 Richard Greaser

41:54 Robot consent

43:28 When to propose

47:08 RSIC mental institution

49:43 Venezuela & stable coins

53:34 Ord PR

54:26 Gay for Raph

55:17 Inscription for my crush

57:05 Karmic energy for financial growth

1:00:17 Craig Wright

1:02:27 Lipo pill

1:04:05 What happened on Twitter this past year?

On this episode of Hell Money, we break down Michael Saylor’s heated What Bitcoin Did interview and the growing split between Bitcoin’s old guard and the next generation. From boomer wealth concentration and Bitcoin treasury companies to the rise of techno-feudalism, we unpack why retail feels gone, why Saylor sounds increasingly defensive, and where Bitcoin culture is actually headed.

We cover:

- Michael Saylor’s 2025 review on What Bitcoin Did

- American HODL and Matt Odell's therapy session on What Bitcoin Did

- Generational wealth transfer and boomer dominance

- Why no retail

- Techno-feudalism and concentration of power

- The fading golden era of Bitcoin podcasting

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

8:42 Michael Saylor's 2025 review

31:16 American HODL and Matt Odell on What Bitcoin Did, tradfi is boomer

42:07 Where is retail?

44:51 Prediction markets and memecoins

53:40 Technofeudalism

1:03:40 Outro

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re back with our annual Jeremy Rubin review: a technical, unfiltered check-in on where Bitcoin is actually headed. From who Bitcoin is really helping to garbled circuits, Layer 2s, lending, staking, and data availability, Jeremy breaks down what’s working, what’s broken, and what needs to be built if Bitcoin is going to stay revolutionary.

We also get Jeremy’s 2026 predictions and his on-the-money price take, plus a warning about what happens if Bitcoin stops investing in real technology.

We cover:

- Digital hygiene & managing your attention

- Who Bitcoin is actually helping

- Scaling, privacy & self-custody

- Garbled circuits & arbitrary computation on Bitcoin

- What Jeremy's working on: wyn.fi, Char network, Labitbu

- Jeremy’s 2026 predictions & price outlook

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

5:36 Digital hygiene & managing your attention

9:26 Who is Bitcoin helping?

14:49 Bitcoin scaling, privacy, and self custody

23:45 Garbled locks explanation

57:18 Wyn.fi: Lending platform

1:04:30 Char network: Bitcoin staking layer

1:19:08 Labitbu V2

1:24:25 Metaprotocols degens, Bitmap

1:26:15 Jeremy's predictions for 2026

1:31:00 Jeremy's perfect price prediction

1:37:34 If we don't invest in technology, Bitcoin will become like the old system