It's 2026 astro-nerds and your favorite dykes are BACK BABY!

2025 was a doozy and 2026 is only upping the ante with some majorly HEATED transits. We talk Saturn-Neptune, paradigm shifts, and a very surprising set of Celestial Celesbians...

Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

Grab your calendars and pencils astro nerds, because the Gemidykes are going to take you through the transits for 2025! You're gonna wanna be ready, because 2025 is a year of big change. Big change for the stars and for all of us here in this beautiful hell hole.

Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

The Gemidykes are back with the astro yap as we kiss goodbye the Libra/ Aries eclipses, Pluto at the 29th degree of Capricorn, and just like, all the drama from Scorpio season. Damn. But don’t worry, we have all the gossip on our Celestial Celesbian this month, our Malefic Queen, Jodie Foster! Along with everything you need to prepare for the final Mercury Rx of the year.

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & BlueSky @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

School’s back in SESSION astro nerds! And the Gemidykes are here to help you get through Virgo season, eclipses and all. This month we recap the goofy transits that took place during the DNC last month before looking forward to the September transits. With so many ingresses plus a lunar eclipse there's a lot to gossip about! And don't forget this month’s celestial celesbian: the one the only, Phoebe Bridgers!

2:35 - August transit recap

14:05 - Celestial Celesbian: Phoebe Bridgers

35:54 - September transits

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

The mutable madness is upon us and the Gemidykes are here to help make sense of the nonsense! If you thought Mercury retrograde wasn't enough drama (and this summer wasn't hot enough already) get ready for t-squares in Pisces, Gemini, and Virgo! From political intrigue to THE bisexual mommi icon GILLIAN ANDERSON, we cover it all this episode.

3:18 - July transit recap

19:37 - Celestial Celesbian: Gillian Anderson

47:26 - August transits

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

Gemini season may be over but we're still as annoying as ever! In our gayest episode so far the Gemidykes teamed up with Star Gays’ Elly Higgins to celebrate pride season and Gemini season (same same?) by deep diving on the iconic Dyke TV. And speaking of dykons get ready for this month’s Celestial Celesbian! We also recap the hot June transits and all the chaos they brought.

Check out Elly’s pod Star Gays and follow!!

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

It's the cutest time of the year and the dykes are feeling cuter than EVER! Brook and Jordan are back talking about surviving Eclipse season, benefic season, Gemini season, and fellow Gemidyke Kristen Stewart!

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

We warned y'all about this month and it's finally here! Welcome to the Chironeclipse with a side of malefic conjunctions, Uranian fuckery, and oh yeah a Mercury retrograde too. But never fear the Gemidykes are here to guide you through this month’s chaotic transits. We’re also here to lighten the mood by honoring our Aries Venus divas including this month's celestial celesbian, Rosie fucking O’Donnell!

"Venus in Aries" by BOXKNIFE

Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising

Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe

Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE