This month on Fit Dad, Game Dad: Josh goes full “Subject Not Found,” Brett becomes “Ginger Jesus,” and somehow we end up discussing spreadsheets… the musical.

Josh survives influenza chaos, picks up Spanish for his missionary-bound son, and still becomes the Elden Lord on two hours of sleep. Brett freezes himself at Groundhog Day, falls in love with the turn-based game, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and eats enough ice cream to qualify for a loyalty program.

There’s gaming glory, fitness shame, Spanglish prayers, meme drama, and our first-ever redacted game‑guessing mini‑game.

Two dads. One tired. One overly inspired.

Brett surprises his wife (and Josh) with a Groundhog Day trip to Pennsylvania, while Josh explains why seven hours at a cheer competition nearly broke him. Brett demolishes January fitness thanks to forced labor at Delta, Josh absolutely crushes couch gaming with an unhealthy amount of Elden Ring, and both dads reflect on January burnout, introverts vs. extroverts, and the impossible task of doing everything. Also discussed: Death Stranding cutscenes, anxiety‑inducing Mario music, and whether Elden Ring is just “hard‑mode Zelda.”

December saw the dads make up a lot of ground with their new daily point competition. Brett forgets to talk about gaming, but Josh saves the episode in the end. The dads conclude their third season by declaring a winner. Brett won season one, and Josh won season two. Listen to see who will take the lead and find out if the ultimate prize comes down to a game of rock, paper, scissors, or skillful negotiation of bonus points!