Lil bitz

I applied for a job as a high end furniture sales person.

Then they asked how much experience I had in high end furniture sales.

I told them five.

“I consider myself high-end furniture.”

{Enter The Multiverse}

ROBERT DINERO

You are you very well behaved.

Who'd you get.

‘Science.'

Physics?

No, it just says “science”

Oh, I get it…

What's to get.

You're in the—ahem—

What is it?

Special class.

What.

Guess what.

[the class sits in confused silence.]

YOU are special!

[they remain silent]

You are all special!

[nothing]

You are special—

You are special—

Thanks, T. I owe you one.

One doesn't cover it!

L E G E N D S

—especially you, Jimmy.

Which one?

The teacher looks over the roll; there are three pages of ‘Jimmy', many of whom even have the same last initial.

…all of you.

[The Festival Project ™]

WILL FERREL has changed his do-rag, but not the attitude, or somewhat offensive cultural habits that seem to have come with it.

You better come correct!

I am correct!

Oh god. Is this what that dream meant.

Somebody's been having lucid dreams.

…so let's talk about this.

I would rather not.

I tend to treat my podcast audience like a therapy session. That way they know I'm messed up and broken just like them— like everybody else.

But somehow, that doesn't translate onstage.

It's Tuesday.

I know that.

Turn over, Timmy!

No way!

Just do it!

JOSH is certain “Timmy Turner” is actually his old pal DRAKE; he'll only know for sure, however, by checking that he still is branded, with the scar from “the bull riding incident

Are we doing a flashback.

Not yet, but maybe— I don't know if we can afford it,

I said NO.

Please.

Negatory.

{Entet the Multiverse}

Scribble scribble;

I love Jimmy Kimmel

I just put the joker to the riddle

Dribble dribble

Ball like Jimmy Kimmel

I just put the cat onto the fiddle

I like temperature like double digits

I get mentions every time I finish

Had to cut my mama off

Cause it don't matter

Had to cut my neighbor off

That's a door slammer

Had to file a report

That'sadult matters

Cause I'm building a rapport—

That a dope mansion

I be keepin it dark;

That I don't mention

I ain't in the army

But I give em my attention

That's a limp biscuit

I did it then I didn't

Impress if I'm presenten'

Depressessed if I'm regressan

{Enter The Multiverse}

The Complex Collective ©

[The Festival Project ™]

-Ū.