Rooster is barking for his kibble. So this week, Tina enters the open robe grove with construction and HVAC expert, lil' Buddha whittler, and Family Friend, Kenny Roland.

Tina is out this week for an erotica expo. So Rooster keeps it positive and smut free with Family Friend, Psychology Student, and let's just say Part Time Personal Assistant, Maggie Chunk.

This week, Rooster is busy again. So, instead, Tina chats with baseball little league coach (volunteer only) and illustrator of the risque: Cylesdale Evergreen.

Tina's researching hot air balloons. Which, apparently, is all-consuming. So, instead, Rooster chats with personality and marketing genius, Lilah LeClerc. They touch on astrology, New Girl, whether or not Jake Johnson and Rooster look alike, having a perfect uterus, and more!

Rooster has the mumps. So this week, Tina lets the beat drop with Club Promoter, Visa Cardholder, Nightlife Prince, and SHADOW MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, Gino Flaürs.

Tina is shooting an apple off of someone's head with a bow and arrow. So this week Rooster slowly gets turned off from, Movie Lover, Chiropractor, Family Friend, and Evil Rich Girl, Veronica Frankle.

This week, Rooster is covering Tina's shift at a job (long story.) So, instead, Tina chats ferrets, fingerprints, and dating older women with mullet haired secret genius, Rodney Bezerk.

This week, Tina is blowing off some steam at mini-golf. So, instead, Rooster chats with NYT crossword puzzle writer, Chicky D. What's a three letter for a true delight? F-U-N!!!!! Other subjects include: the heartbreak of being an only child, conversations with coworkers that change your life, and more!