The perfect premiere. The perfect guests. The perfect movie. The perfect... silence?

Welcome to the Season 5 kickoff of the Tuesday Cinema Club, an episode that should have gone down in history as our greatest achievement. Instead, it’s a monument to the absolute incompetence of Government Name.

We had it all: Sarah Jillian (Actress) giving us the real industry tea, Hazard Talent dropping high-level production insights, and the legendary Walid Ettouhami Rabihi bridging the gap between cyberpunk fiction and the future of AI. We even watched Invisible Raptor (2025)—the literal perfect metaphor for this episode, because just like the raptor, our guests’ audio is completely unseen (and unheard).

Due to a catastrophic "technical oversight" (read: Gov forgot to hit record on the Discord multi-track), this episode consists entirely of Government Name’s internal monologue and outward rambling. You get to hear him react to brilliant points you’ll never hear, laugh at jokes that don't exist in this dimension, and pitch Congo 2 to a silent void that could have been a room full of financiers.

In this hauntingly solo premiere, you will experience:

• The Sound of One Hand Clapping: Gov’s isolated audio track as he accidentally sabotages the most important networking opportunity of his life.

• Invisible Raptor Review: We actually liked the movie! Too bad you only get to hear one third of the critique.

• The Congo 2 Burial: Watch the funding for the greatest sequel never made evaporate in real-time.

• A Failed Podcast Host in his Natural Habitat: Pure, unedited delusion.

Who let this guy run the board? If you’re looking for the industry insights from our guests, you won't find them here. If you’re looking for a case study in why some people shouldn't own a microphone... press play.