Today we are honored and blessed to be joined by the man with the most infectious laugh this side of the Mississippi, Jeffrey Keller!!! You may know him from his stand up comedy or his viral Tiktoks but we know him from the most alluring and exciting part of his resume: summerstock musical theatre.

No gummies were consumed in the making of this podcast episode, but boy we sure were high on life (sorry) as we got into topics you've all been wondering about. Touching a bra for the first time? Yeah. The inner workings of Jeffrey's Bar Mitzvah? Oh yeah. Who was the real dad in Mamma Mia? Someone has to solve this cold case!!

BONUS! This episode doubles as a drinking game! Every time Jeffrey says he's grateful, take a drink. By the end of the ep, you'll also be grateful you listened.

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We may lead a glamorous life holding these microphones and saying our opinions loudly into the ether, but at the end of the day, when we take out our slicked back buns and tuck our Owalas into bed after a long, hard shift of non-stop emotional support, we are just like you: basic.

Come one come all and seek shelter in this space where it's safe to admit that the Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie is actually really good! And yeah, the quality at Reformation has gone down hill and the in-store experience is a nightmare, but the dresses are perfectly straddling that line between sexy and demure*. And when you've got 8 weddings to go to this year? A ref dress might just do the trick.

Anyway, don't be surprised when we talk all things bachelorette party, Harry Styles, and the many interesting designs of stamps available at usps.com/stamps. Oh and look! the reviews are in:

"you were so funny this ep" -- Maggie texting Bailey

Kinda seems like you should listen and enjoy???

*(we can use this word again now. It's done it's time in culture jail)

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In the year of our lord 2016, a promise was made unto us. This promise was pledged by the wise sages known as "The Chainsmokers" who claimed boldly and repeatedly: "we ain't ever getting older".

Ten years has come to pass since this great prophecy was told and yet... We got older... In fact! The mattress that we stole from our roommate back in Boulder? No longer. Replaced by a sensible foam mattress that keeps our lower backs from aching.

ANYWAY, we hope you'll pull us Closer as we blast into the past and recount some wild and kooky stories from 2016, which happens to be the year we both turned 21. SPOILER ALERT: we got weird.

We also dissect some of the cinema of the season as we prep for the Oscars. Is Marty Supreme really Supreme? Is Emma Stone an Alien? And for the love of God, can someone measure the width of Leonardo DiCaprio's head?

All this and more on this week's, Don't Be Weird About It. Cue the theme song!

Well well well, look what the cat dragged in… you! Back for more! And we are happy (ecstatic even!) to oblige.

The topic today is workouts and the tea is in fact so hot that we are going to need everyone to raise their right hand and repeat the following:

I, [your name here], do solemnly swear I will not be weird about it.*

*in this case, "it" is legally defined as but not limited to: the number of timezones in Russia, pelvic floor health, cult leaders disguised as fitness instructors, and getting to the bottom of whatever the hell sculpt is.

OKAY, now that the liability waivers are signed, you are free to exercise your listening rights at your own risk!!!

We're bAaaaack. Yeah yeah we get it, you missed us! Never fret, we are back in our enclosure and will not be gnawing on these bars for the foreseeable future. <3

This week, Maggie and Bailey deep dive into their letterboxd top four, embarrassing snot stories, and what Bailey thinks happens in the movie The Da Vinci Code (she's never seen it).

We also get into some audience submissions (!) where our readers tell us about weird things that have happened to them. If you'd like to submit your weird stories to us, what are you waiting for??? Send us a DM or comment at any of the handles below, and while you're at it, follow us! and that's an order!!!

Happy New Year!! The girls are so ready for 2026, but first let's take a look back on the year. Join Maggie & Bailey as they go through cultural moments, favorite shows, songs, trends, and more from 2025. What a year it was! And hopefully 2026 is wayyyy better.

*Start listening at 11:03pm on New Year's Eve to count down with the girls at midnight!! We know you wouldn't spend NYE any other way!!!

Happy Holidays!! Join the girls for their Christmas Spectacular. There is so much fun to come in this episode, maybe even a guest appearance by none other than the Radio City Rockettes (probably not...the budget isn't that high yet)!

Maggie & Bailey go on a deep dive of the holiday, discussing Christmas traditions, favorite and least favorite holiday songs & movies, hot holiday takes, silly (and slightly traumatic) travel stories, and more! You might even get to hear a Christmas tune or two along the way.

Today the girls are joined by author & pilates princess, Iman Hariri-Kia! Iman is the bestselling author of A Hundred Other Girls and The Most Famous Girl in the World. Her latest novel, Female Fantasy, was named a best book of the year by Kirkus Reviews and Publisher’s Weekly.

Join these three as they discuss romance books, Iman's writing process, the changing world of publishing, her Vogue (!!) wedding, growing up as an artsy kid, adolescence in NYC, & getting laid. Things are getting a bit serious around here!